1 00:00:00,817 --> 00:00:04,003 (Festive Music) 2 00:00:04,079 --> 00:00:08,156 ♪ Jingle bells and colored lights ♪ 3 00:00:08,234 --> 00:00:12,177 ♪ Cocoa after snowball fights ♪ 4 00:00:12,254 --> 00:00:14,004 (Phone Ringing) 5 00:00:20,504 --> 00:00:22,429 JILLIAN: Hey, Zoe. 6 00:00:22,506 --> 00:00:23,764 ZOE: Wake up, woman! 7 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:24,581 You're trending. 8 00:00:24,583 --> 00:00:25,932 JILLIAN: What? 9 00:00:26,009 --> 00:00:27,693 ZOE: The article has landed. 10 00:00:27,770 --> 00:00:28,602 Lace up, New York. 11 00:00:28,678 --> 00:00:31,104 Jillian Welles has arrived. 12 00:00:31,181 --> 00:00:32,514 JILLIAN: Wow. 13 00:00:32,591 --> 00:00:34,867 ZOE: Your life is turning into one big Sparksy app. 14 00:00:36,853 --> 00:00:38,929 I just sent you the link, laters. 15 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:39,154 JILLIAN: Thank you. 16 00:00:40,949 --> 00:00:42,207 George. GEORGE: Hmmm? 17 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:42,866 JILLIAN: Look. 18 00:00:48,107 --> 00:00:49,048 GEORGE: "New York's next political power couple." 19 00:00:49,124 --> 00:00:50,791 (Laughing) 20 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,367 JILLIAN: Don't you love it? 21 00:00:52,444 --> 00:00:54,202 GEORGE: Oh, it's about time. 22 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:56,037 JILLIAN: So good. 23 00:00:56,115 --> 00:00:56,797 GEORGE: Yeah, let's get to it then, huh? 24 00:00:56,873 --> 00:00:57,222 JILLIAN: Get out of here! 25 00:00:57,299 --> 00:00:58,557 (Laughing) 26 00:00:58,634 --> 00:01:01,176 (Jingle Music) 27 00:01:05,140 --> 00:01:06,881 GEORGE: The City Oasis Project. 28 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,309 Something special. 29 00:01:09,386 --> 00:01:11,236 Something that we can build for our children 30 00:01:11,313 --> 00:01:12,796 so they can hand it down to their children. 31 00:01:12,798 --> 00:01:14,022 This is our home. 32 00:01:15,818 --> 00:01:17,801 Do we need another condominium development? 33 00:01:17,803 --> 00:01:19,319 CROWD: No! GEORGE: That's right. 34 00:01:19,396 --> 00:01:21,896 This can be a space where everyone in the community 35 00:01:21,974 --> 00:01:25,492 can come together, share. 36 00:01:25,569 --> 00:01:28,328 Where you can learn to cook a fiesta 37 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:32,149 and you can learn to code if you liked. 38 00:01:32,151 --> 00:01:33,908 Where we can all come together to connect, 39 00:01:33,986 --> 00:01:36,320 lean, exercise, socialize. 40 00:01:36,322 --> 00:01:37,262 We can't just keep adding buildings. 41 00:01:47,166 --> 00:01:49,349 (Phone Buzzing) 42 00:01:54,264 --> 00:01:55,230 GEORGE: In short, my friends, 43 00:01:57,343 --> 00:02:00,010 what we need to ensure we build here 44 00:02:00,012 --> 00:02:02,512 is a greater sense of community. 45 00:02:02,514 --> 00:02:04,014 Thank you all so much for coming. 46 00:02:04,016 --> 00:02:05,532 (Applauding) 47 00:02:09,779 --> 00:02:10,963 JUAN: Miss Welles. 48 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:14,282 Miss Welles, when Councilmen Beauman first ran, 49 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,950 didn't he say that housing and development 50 00:02:16,028 --> 00:02:17,285 were the path to the future? 51 00:02:17,363 --> 00:02:18,620 JILLIAN: I don't recall him ever saying that, Juan, 52 00:02:18,697 --> 00:02:20,030 but I will look into it for you. 53 00:02:20,032 --> 00:02:21,882 Excuse me, Lorraine! 54 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:23,367 Love the hat. 55 00:02:23,369 --> 00:02:24,959 You have such an amazing sense of style. 56 00:02:25,037 --> 00:02:25,978 Good to see you, excuse me. 57 00:02:26,054 --> 00:02:27,146 THERESA: Jillian! 58 00:02:27,222 --> 00:02:28,981 There you are. 59 00:02:29,057 --> 00:02:30,557 Hot off the presses. 60 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:32,559 Pancake Breakfast Rally on the 15th with George 61 00:02:32,636 --> 00:02:33,393 leading the charge to city hall. 62 00:02:33,470 --> 00:02:34,394 JILLIAN: I love it. 63 00:02:34,471 --> 00:02:35,562 It's gonna be a tremendous success. 64 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,048 THERESA: Oh, since you got George on board, 65 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:39,307 I am finally starting to believe that 66 00:02:39,385 --> 00:02:41,551 the City Oasis Project is gonna happen. 67 00:02:41,553 --> 00:02:43,478 JILLIAN: Well it is our number one priority. 68 00:02:43,555 --> 00:02:45,313 THERESA: Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. 69 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:47,833 The other day, I came across the most adorable photo of you 70 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:50,151 from when you first started to volunteer here. 71 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:51,986 You couldn't have been more than 20. 72 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:53,321 JILLIAN: Theresa. THERESA: And look at you now. 73 00:02:53,399 --> 00:02:54,064 And that article. 74 00:02:54,066 --> 00:02:55,340 You're like a celebrity. 75 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:59,403 JILLIAN: Oh, stop, you're the celebrity around here. 76 00:02:59,405 --> 00:03:01,254 I'm so sorry, George is late for a meeting. 77 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:02,830 I will see you soon. THERESA: Mhmm. 78 00:03:02,908 --> 00:03:04,241 JILLIAN: Love you. 79 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:04,832 THERESA: See you at the breakfast. 80 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:05,851 JILLIAN: Bye. 81 00:03:05,928 --> 00:03:07,335 JUAN: Councilman, I need your comment on. 82 00:03:07,413 --> 00:03:09,763 JILLIAN: Great to see you, Juan, great to see everyone. 83 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:11,506 Thank you for a lovely day, George, we've gotta go. 84 00:03:11,583 --> 00:03:11,765 REPORTERS: There they are. 85 00:03:14,086 --> 00:03:15,343 Councilman, answer the big question! 86 00:03:15,421 --> 00:03:16,586 Is it true, are you running for mayor? 87 00:03:16,588 --> 00:03:19,773 JILLIAN: Absolutely no decision has been made. 88 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:20,682 Anything you've heard is purely rumor. 89 00:03:20,759 --> 00:03:22,183 REPORTER: Oh, come on. 90 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:23,610 JILLIAN: Honestly, guys, there's no tea to be spilled here. 91 00:03:23,687 --> 00:03:25,871 George's soul focus remains his role as city councilman. 92 00:03:27,449 --> 00:03:30,375 I'll be signing the lease on the new campaign headquarters 93 00:03:30,452 --> 00:03:31,210 as soon as you leave for Connecticut. 94 00:03:31,286 --> 00:03:33,453 (Chuckling) 95 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:35,380 GEORGE: Perfect. 96 00:03:35,457 --> 00:03:36,882 Thanks for coming everyone, Merry Christmas! 97 00:03:36,959 --> 00:03:39,626 (Upbeat Music) 98 00:03:39,703 --> 00:03:41,035 GEORGE: So, how'd the article end? 99 00:03:41,113 --> 00:03:42,629 JILLIAN: Really great. 100 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:45,282 Lots of comments and engagement and likes. 101 00:03:45,284 --> 00:03:47,008 Retweets. GEORGE: Excellent. 102 00:03:50,472 --> 00:03:52,514 (Camera Snapping) 103 00:03:56,311 --> 00:03:57,477 GEORGE: Theresa did great with this. 104 00:03:57,554 --> 00:04:00,722 Love the big stack of pancakes but come on, 105 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:01,573 no syrup? 106 00:04:01,650 --> 00:04:02,966 JILLIAN: They do look kinda dry. 107 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:05,059 (Laughing) 108 00:04:05,137 --> 00:04:05,727 GEORGE: Wait. 109 00:04:05,804 --> 00:04:08,488 JILLIAN: What is it? 110 00:04:08,565 --> 00:04:09,748 GEORGE: Bill Festerman's arranging a golf weekend 111 00:04:09,825 --> 00:04:12,142 to introduce me to some big potential donors. 112 00:04:12,144 --> 00:04:13,493 JILLIAN: That's fantastic, so? 113 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:15,479 GEORGE: It is. 114 00:04:15,481 --> 00:04:17,314 But it's the weekend of the 15th. 115 00:04:17,316 --> 00:04:17,923 JILLIAN: George, they are counting on you. 116 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,407 You're their headliner. 117 00:04:19,485 --> 00:04:21,593 GEORGE: I know, I didn't realize it was the same weekend. 118 00:04:21,670 --> 00:04:24,337 JILLIAN: This is why you have to confirm everything with me 119 00:04:24,414 --> 00:04:26,080 before you commit to it. 120 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:27,766 GEORGE: I know, you're right. 121 00:04:27,843 --> 00:04:29,659 I feel awful. 122 00:04:29,661 --> 00:04:31,603 But there will be other events 123 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,164 and we discussed this once we announce on Christmas. 124 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:34,773 Our focus has to be on the campaign. 125 00:04:36,168 --> 00:04:37,334 It's already been set up. 126 00:04:37,336 --> 00:04:38,535 JILLIAN: This has already been set up too. 127 00:04:38,537 --> 00:04:41,855 GEORGE: Yes, but we will need those donors. 128 00:04:41,931 --> 00:04:42,522 JILLIAN: George. 129 00:04:44,676 --> 00:04:45,450 I will handle it. GEORGE: That's my girl. 130 00:04:46,695 --> 00:04:49,529 (Phone Chiming) 131 00:04:51,683 --> 00:04:53,016 THERESA: What's up, sweetie? 132 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:54,793 JILLIAN: Theresa, hi, I am in the car with George 133 00:04:54,870 --> 00:05:00,448 and we just realized there is a major scheduling conflict. 134 00:05:00,526 --> 00:05:02,801 He now has a leadership conference on the 15th. 135 00:05:03,953 --> 00:05:04,461 THERESA: Oh, well. 136 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:06,638 Well, what time does he leave? 137 00:05:06,715 --> 00:05:09,382 Maybe he can just rally the troops at breakfast. 138 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:11,217 JILLIAN: I don't think that's gonna work, Theresa. 139 00:05:11,294 --> 00:05:14,128 He actually flies out the evening before. 140 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:15,372 I'm so sorry. 141 00:05:15,374 --> 00:05:17,298 THERESA: Jillian, don't, I trust you. 142 00:05:17,376 --> 00:05:20,101 I know you would never cancel unless you absolutely had to. 143 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:22,604 Merry Christmas. 144 00:05:26,051 --> 00:05:27,400 (Mysterious Music) 145 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:29,644 JILLIAN: It's done. 146 00:05:29,721 --> 00:05:30,904 GEORGE: Thank you. 147 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:32,980 JILLIAN: Hold my hand, kiss it. 148 00:05:33,058 --> 00:05:33,615 GEORGE: You're the best. 149 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:36,335 Merry Christmas. 150 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:37,160 JILLIAN: Indeed. 151 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:40,488 GEORGE: I'm a terrible boyfriend. 152 00:05:40,566 --> 00:05:41,748 JILLIAN: Yeah. 153 00:05:41,825 --> 00:05:42,415 GEORGE: I ate all of your sashimi when you went 154 00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:43,750 to the ladies room. 155 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:45,668 JILLIAN: Oh, please, I wasn't even really hungry. 156 00:05:48,998 --> 00:05:50,349 GEORGE: I wish I could wait. 157 00:05:50,425 --> 00:05:52,242 Then we could go together but I gotta make it in time 158 00:05:52,244 --> 00:05:53,685 for that symphony fundraiser meeting. 159 00:05:53,762 --> 00:05:55,169 JILLIAN: It's okay. 160 00:05:55,247 --> 00:05:57,247 I can send you a copy of the lease 161 00:05:57,249 --> 00:05:59,249 and pack for the weekend 162 00:05:59,251 --> 00:06:01,935 and then, just a few hours. 163 00:06:02,011 --> 00:06:04,437 (Laughing) 164 00:06:04,514 --> 00:06:05,364 GEORGE: This is gonna be perfect. 165 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,090 A chance for us to sort out 166 00:06:07,092 --> 00:06:09,759 before he campaign storm hits. 167 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:11,111 I can't believe we're really doing it. 168 00:06:11,187 --> 00:06:12,687 JILLIAN: Announcing your run for mayor of New York City 169 00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:14,264 on Christmas Day! 170 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:18,118 GEORGE: And I cannot wait to introduce you to my family. 171 00:06:18,194 --> 00:06:19,828 They're going to love you because you're perfect. 172 00:06:20,939 --> 00:06:22,606 JILLIAN: Well lucky for me, 173 00:06:22,608 --> 00:06:26,051 parents are kind of my strong suit. 174 00:06:26,128 --> 00:06:27,460 I'm sure I'm gonna love them too. 175 00:06:27,537 --> 00:06:29,112 They made you, honey. 176 00:06:29,114 --> 00:06:31,214 GEORGE: I love you. JILLIAN: I love you too. 177 00:06:35,287 --> 00:06:38,563 JILLIAN: Ketchup, mustard, old pickles. 178 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,899 I can't believe we don't have any food in here. 179 00:06:40,976 --> 00:06:42,809 I'm starving 180 00:06:42,886 --> 00:06:45,404 and I'm really nervous about meeting George's parents. 181 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,647 ZOE: "According to Miss Welles, 182 00:06:47,724 --> 00:06:49,074 "she remembered seeing Mr. Beauman 183 00:06:49,151 --> 00:06:50,650 "speak at city council meetings 184 00:06:50,727 --> 00:06:51,526 "and being quite impressed by him." 185 00:06:53,155 --> 00:06:55,138 Yeah, try obsessed. 186 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:56,731 "According to Beauman, 187 00:06:56,808 --> 00:06:57,732 "he met Miss Welles when he first considered 188 00:06:57,809 --> 00:06:59,418 "running for higher office 189 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:01,828 "and she came on board the exploratory committee. 190 00:07:01,905 --> 00:07:04,256 "Quote, 191 00:07:04,332 --> 00:07:05,907 "The second Jillian walked through the door, 192 00:07:05,984 --> 00:07:08,593 "I knew she had something special." 193 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,003 Yeah, you got something special all right. 194 00:07:10,079 --> 00:07:12,489 JILLIAN: Okay. ZOE: Look at us. 195 00:07:12,491 --> 00:07:14,157 Just a couple of gals from humble beginnings. 196 00:07:14,159 --> 00:07:15,592 JILLIAN: Who knew, right? 197 00:07:21,424 --> 00:07:22,274 ZOE: Oh, man. 198 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:25,835 Political power couple. 199 00:07:25,837 --> 00:07:27,428 In love and basically living together. 200 00:07:27,506 --> 00:07:29,022 Which reminds me. 201 00:07:29,098 --> 00:07:32,600 This is all the mail that came while you've been shacking up. 202 00:07:32,678 --> 00:07:34,602 Put your name on it and everything. 203 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,346 JILLIAN: Thank you very much. 204 00:07:36,348 --> 00:07:37,438 Another thing. 205 00:07:37,516 --> 00:07:38,698 Ah. 206 00:07:38,775 --> 00:07:40,366 You kinda have to keep that whole detail of us 207 00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:41,776 living together under wraps 208 00:07:41,853 --> 00:07:45,130 because George's parents are very, very conservative. 209 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:45,622 ZOE: Okay, that's weird. 210 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:50,117 JILLIAN: Something I also haven't told you. 211 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:51,027 ZOE: Oh my God, what? 212 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:54,214 You're pregnant? JILLIAN: No. 213 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:56,716 Two top political consulting firms 214 00:07:56,793 --> 00:07:58,051 have reached out to me. 215 00:07:58,127 --> 00:08:00,628 I had to play coy with them about George running 216 00:08:00,706 --> 00:08:04,816 but they pretty much said that if everything goes well, 217 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:06,634 I can pretty much write my own ticket. 218 00:08:06,712 --> 00:08:09,303 ZOE: Oh my God, Jillian, that's huge! 219 00:08:09,381 --> 00:08:09,988 JILLIAN: We gotta toast to that. ZOE: Oh, we do. 220 00:08:15,570 --> 00:08:17,996 JILLIAN: To the perfect weekend. 221 00:08:22,244 --> 00:08:25,337 (Phone Ringing) 222 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:26,579 ZOE: Oh, look, it's the other half 223 00:08:26,656 --> 00:08:27,580 of the political power couple. 224 00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:31,918 JILLIAN: Hi, hon. 225 00:08:31,995 --> 00:08:34,161 GEORGE: Hey, sweetie, we're all set. 226 00:08:34,239 --> 00:08:34,904 Everything's in place for the symphony. 227 00:08:34,906 --> 00:08:36,072 Festerman's locked in. 228 00:08:36,074 --> 00:08:38,258 You'll finally get to meet his wife, Irene. 229 00:08:38,334 --> 00:08:40,167 And my family, 230 00:08:40,245 --> 00:08:42,354 well, they're dying to get you up here. 231 00:08:42,430 --> 00:08:44,080 Let's just say, that article was a big hit. 232 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,265 JILLIAN: Well thanks for sending the car. 233 00:08:45,341 --> 00:08:46,340 I'll be there in no time. 234 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:47,692 GEORGE: You're the best. 235 00:08:47,769 --> 00:08:49,085 I mean that. 236 00:08:49,087 --> 00:08:50,028 Oh and I almost forgot. 237 00:08:50,105 --> 00:08:51,512 You're basically a hero around here. 238 00:08:51,590 --> 00:08:54,274 Thanks for picking up that Poppy Dot for my little niece. 239 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:57,594 My sister says she can't stop talking about it. 240 00:08:57,596 --> 00:08:58,595 JILLIAN: I'm sorry, what? 241 00:08:58,597 --> 00:08:59,979 GEORGE: The Poppy Dot. 242 00:09:00,057 --> 00:09:01,948 For Megan. 243 00:09:02,025 --> 00:09:03,858 Remember, I told her if she got her grades up 244 00:09:03,935 --> 00:09:04,768 I'd get it for her for Christmas? 245 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:05,769 You said you'd take care of it. 246 00:09:05,771 --> 00:09:08,288 JILLIAN: Ummm... 247 00:09:08,364 --> 00:09:10,215 GEORGE: Please tell me you didn't forget it. 248 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:11,383 We were counting on you. 249 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:12,942 JILLIAN: No, no, no, I didn't forget. 250 00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:14,719 GEORGE: Megan worked her butt off to get straight A's 251 00:09:14,796 --> 00:09:15,612 and we already told her she was getting it. 252 00:09:15,614 --> 00:09:16,963 She went absolutely nuts. 253 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:20,041 JILLIAN: I didn't forget, it was, you know, the wifi. 254 00:09:20,118 --> 00:09:21,117 It was like. 255 00:09:21,119 --> 00:09:22,118 (Stammering) 256 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,303 JILLIAN: You know? 257 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:24,304 GEORGE: Thank God. 258 00:09:24,380 --> 00:09:25,212 You scared me. 259 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:26,380 I thought you-- 260 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:27,732 JILLIAN: Oh hey, here it is right here. 261 00:09:27,809 --> 00:09:29,892 ZOE: Why are you waving my vintage underwear around? 262 00:09:31,387 --> 00:09:32,812 Hi, George. 263 00:09:32,889 --> 00:09:34,221 JILLIAN: I have it. 264 00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,465 No worries. 265 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:36,149 GEORGE: You never forget. 266 00:09:36,225 --> 00:09:37,242 You're my ace. 267 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:39,077 You always have my back. 268 00:09:39,154 --> 00:09:39,911 All right, I'll see you soon. 269 00:09:39,988 --> 00:09:41,413 I love you. 270 00:09:41,489 --> 00:09:41,638 JILLIAN: Okay, love you too, bye. 271 00:09:55,153 --> 00:09:55,710 JILLIAN: Crap. 272 00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:00,840 ZOE: What is wrong with you? 273 00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:03,843 JILLIAN: I know, I'm stuck and I just lied to George. 274 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,104 Now I gotta go find some thing called a Poppy Dot. 275 00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:08,422 I can't believe I forgot. 276 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,999 Between the campaign and the holidays 277 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:10,942 and trying to meet these parents. 278 00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,593 I just blanked. 279 00:10:12,671 --> 00:10:15,021 ANNOUNCER: Spice up your holiday with the hottest new tech toy! 280 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:16,673 KIDS: The Poppy Dot! 281 00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:18,099 ANNOUNCER: Explore a world of fun. 282 00:10:18,176 --> 00:10:19,117 Just tell the Poppy Dot what you want to do. 283 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,193 KIDS: Tell me a story. 284 00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:21,727 ANNOUNCER: Or Poppy Dot can suggest 285 00:10:21,805 --> 00:10:24,772 all sorts of fun activities. POPPY DOT: Let's make a video! 286 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:27,942 ANNOUNCER: Use the app for custom colors and navigation. 287 00:10:28,019 --> 00:10:28,852 Poppy Dot will be your best friend! 288 00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:30,186 ZOE: Those things creep me out. 289 00:10:30,188 --> 00:10:33,373 It's like an Alexa, a Home Pod and a strobe light 290 00:10:33,449 --> 00:10:34,782 had a three-way and then somehow had a baby. 291 00:10:34,860 --> 00:10:37,360 JILLIAN: Well it looks like now I'll be stopping off 292 00:10:37,362 --> 00:10:38,528 to get a Poppy Dot. 293 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:40,213 ZOE: Hello, I don't think so. 294 00:10:40,289 --> 00:10:42,289 Poppy Dot went It-Toy status. 295 00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:44,976 They're sold out everywhere. JILLIAN: This? 296 00:10:45,053 --> 00:10:46,052 POPPY DOT: Poppy Dot loves everybody! 297 00:10:47,205 --> 00:10:49,038 ZOE: Sold out, sold out! 298 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,482 JILLIAN: Why won't they pick up! 299 00:10:50,558 --> 00:10:52,542 ZOE: Can't you just call George back and tell him the truth? 300 00:10:52,544 --> 00:10:54,653 JILLIAN: No, I can't! 301 00:10:54,729 --> 00:10:56,562 It just dawned on me that this whole Dot thing 302 00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:58,064 is a really big deal to Megan. 303 00:10:58,141 --> 00:10:59,399 I mean, this is the only present 304 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:00,808 that she even really asked for 305 00:11:00,886 --> 00:11:01,660 and I told George I already had it 306 00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:03,161 and I even used a visual. 307 00:11:03,238 --> 00:11:05,738 This is the first impression I'm making on these people, 308 00:11:05,815 --> 00:11:06,981 I cannot tell them I forgot about it 309 00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,983 and then lies about it, are you kidding me?! 310 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:11,728 ZOE: Wait, it says Colossal Toys has one left still. 311 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:12,395 JILLIAN: Okay! ZOE: Let's go! 312 00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:12,912 JILLIAN: Go! 313 00:11:14,566 --> 00:11:15,748 SANTA: Merry Christmas! 314 00:11:15,825 --> 00:11:16,841 JILLIAN: Sorry, I already gave at the office! 315 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,571 (Suspenseful Music) 316 00:11:21,573 --> 00:11:22,739 JILLIAN: Poppy Dots, Poppy Dots! 317 00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:23,798 ZOE: Thirsty for Poppy Dots! 318 00:11:29,915 --> 00:11:31,264 (Sighing) 319 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,348 JILLIAN: Thank God, we did it. 320 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:36,010 JILLIAN: Hey, what're you doing? 321 00:11:36,087 --> 00:11:36,978 That was mine. 322 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,014 You don't understand. 323 00:11:40,091 --> 00:11:41,758 I have to have that, okay, I was right here. 324 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,369 GIRL: Maybe you should be like Elsa from "Frozen" 325 00:11:44,446 --> 00:11:44,986 and let it go. 326 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,492 ZOE: You just got owned by a 10 year old. 327 00:11:53,529 --> 00:11:54,546 JILLIAN: I need that dot. 328 00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:01,553 ZOE: So what're you gonna do? 329 00:12:01,629 --> 00:12:03,129 JILLIAN: I don't know. 330 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:06,616 Maybe go see if you can bribe a store manager or something. 331 00:12:06,618 --> 00:12:07,617 Maybe somebody put one on hold. 332 00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:08,468 ZOE: Okay. 333 00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,387 JILLIAN: Oh, hi. 334 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:21,889 Again. 335 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,241 Remember me? 336 00:12:23,318 --> 00:12:26,727 GIRL: Our encounter is forever etched into my brain. 337 00:12:26,805 --> 00:12:27,579 JILLIAN: Oh, good. 338 00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:29,155 Well, 339 00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:31,916 I know you might not be allowed to take money from strangers 340 00:12:31,993 --> 00:12:33,309 but since you remember me so well, 341 00:12:33,311 --> 00:12:35,645 maybe you can take some money from me. 342 00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:37,738 Whatever money app you prefer. 343 00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:38,873 I'm willing to go pretty high here. 344 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:43,762 That's a real no, huh? 345 00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:46,380 Well. 346 00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:49,416 That's fine. 347 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,259 That's okay. 348 00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:53,596 To think, it's all because of that 349 00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:56,057 cute little puppy. 350 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,929 GIRL: What puppy? JILLIAN: Oh, wow. 351 00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:03,931 I mean, the box design is great. 352 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,359 Just so harmonious with the coloring 353 00:13:06,435 --> 00:13:07,952 and the way the font just pops, you know? 354 00:13:08,029 --> 00:13:10,346 It's like "Pop-Pee-Dot, yes!" 355 00:13:10,348 --> 00:13:12,682 You know, just marketing extravaganza. 356 00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:14,350 In a five by five box. 357 00:13:14,352 --> 00:13:15,627 So beautiful. 358 00:13:15,703 --> 00:13:16,628 GIRL: What about the puppy? 359 00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:17,078 JILLIAN: Oh, I'm sorry. 360 00:13:18,706 --> 00:13:19,539 You didn't hear all that? 361 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,115 All the commotion. 362 00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:22,116 The little girl racing around the store, 363 00:13:22,193 --> 00:13:22,783 looking for her lost puppy? 364 00:13:22,861 --> 00:13:24,527 It was terrible. 365 00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:28,047 Here I was, you know, with the Poppy Dot in my hand 366 00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:29,974 and I was at the register about to pay, 367 00:13:30,051 --> 00:13:30,633 but then who do I see 368 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:33,961 in the dinosaur aisle. 369 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:38,983 Cute fur ball of joy just trying to survive on his own. 370 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:42,395 I put down the Dot, you know, and I ran to get him. 371 00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:44,638 I put my name on the box, 372 00:13:44,716 --> 00:13:48,234 figuring I could come back for it later, you know? 373 00:13:48,311 --> 00:13:49,476 That's my name right there. 374 00:13:49,554 --> 00:13:50,152 It said, "Jillian." 375 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,822 I'm Jillian. 376 00:13:54,242 --> 00:13:56,576 (Sighing) 377 00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:58,670 GIRL: Oh, your name is on it. 378 00:13:58,746 --> 00:14:00,563 You did save that puppy. 379 00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:03,082 JILLIAN: Yes. 380 00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,417 GIRL: You should have it. 381 00:14:04,493 --> 00:14:05,510 JILLIAN: Really? 382 00:14:07,906 --> 00:14:08,838 GIRL: Merry Christmas. 383 00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:11,132 JILLIAN: Merry Christmas. 384 00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:17,096 (Gasping) 385 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,014 JILLIAN: Ho, ho, Santa. 386 00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:20,358 Were you? 387 00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:25,187 SANTA: Did you lie to that little girl 388 00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:27,866 to get the last Poppy Dot? 389 00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:31,277 JILLIAN: I don't even think this is the last one. 390 00:14:31,354 --> 00:14:33,096 They have a bunch more on back order. 391 00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:36,357 So, I mean, 392 00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,876 you know. 393 00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:39,711 Technically, this isn't any of your business anyway. 394 00:14:39,787 --> 00:14:42,105 You know, you give out your gifts, I give out mine. 395 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:42,330 What's the big deal? 396 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:46,125 You should put your own name on the naughty list. 397 00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:48,461 You don't even know me to judge me the way you judge me. 398 00:14:48,537 --> 00:14:49,612 That's not even fair. 399 00:14:49,614 --> 00:14:52,056 (Ominous Music) 400 00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:56,969 SANTA: You're right. 401 00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:59,564 Looks like I don't know you at all anymore. 402 00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:06,812 (Gasping) ZOE: You got it! 403 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,192 (Upbeat Music) 404 00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:19,158 ♪ Walking under the falling snow ♪ 405 00:15:19,235 --> 00:15:22,645 ♪ All of the Christmas lights a glow ♪ 406 00:15:22,647 --> 00:15:25,331 ♪ Kiss me under the mistletoe ♪ 407 00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,651 ♪ Cause I know that you know I want you ♪ 408 00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:29,743 DRIVER: Everything all right back there, ma'am? 409 00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:30,336 JILLIAN: Everything's great. 410 00:15:32,824 --> 00:15:34,098 Everything is absolutely perfect. 411 00:15:39,998 --> 00:15:41,422 (Thudding) 412 00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:43,265 POPPY DOT: Lies are bad. 413 00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:57,363 (Pleasant Music) 414 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,614 GRANDMA: Here she comes. 415 00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:08,207 JILLIAN: Hi. GEORGE: You made it. 416 00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:22,480 GEORGE: And Blake, he wanted to be here 417 00:16:22,557 --> 00:16:23,815 but he was too busy at the hardware store 418 00:16:23,891 --> 00:16:26,375 making the house look like it's on the Vegas strip. 419 00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:28,211 Nobody wants to rein him in on that. 420 00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:29,803 FATHER: George. GEORGE: Well, it's tacky, Dad. 421 00:16:29,881 --> 00:16:30,655 GRANDMA: Now I hope you're hungry. 422 00:16:30,732 --> 00:16:32,381 I made something special for you. 423 00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:36,719 It's an old family recipe that I make every year. 424 00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:38,054 Has George told you about it? 425 00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:39,813 JILLIAN: Oh yes, the toxic stew. 426 00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:41,824 (Ominous Music) 427 00:16:44,653 --> 00:16:46,153 JILLIAN: That's what they called it 428 00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:47,005 when they warned me about it on the telephone. 429 00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:48,397 GRANDMA: Oh. 430 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:50,624 (Ominous Music) 431 00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:55,504 JILLIAN: Family tradition and torture all in one bowl. 432 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,350 (Laughing) 433 00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:00,685 GEORGE: I told you, she's hilarious. 434 00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:03,137 Grandma, she's kidding, she's just kidding, right? 435 00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,525 JILLIAN: George said that the dog almost died last year. 436 00:17:07,602 --> 00:17:09,527 He had to get his stomach pumped 437 00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:11,437 with some kind of a black charcoal. 438 00:17:11,514 --> 00:17:13,514 The vet visit was $800 dollars plus meds. 439 00:17:13,591 --> 00:17:16,034 I think they boarded him this year just to save his life. 440 00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:19,704 (Laughing) 441 00:17:19,781 --> 00:17:21,688 GEORGE: She is a riot. 442 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:22,540 You just won't stop. 443 00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:28,104 FATHER: Let's get the luggage, George. 444 00:17:28,106 --> 00:17:29,438 GEORGE: Good idea, Dad. 445 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,959 MOTHER: Here we go, it's all right, there we go. 446 00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:35,461 POPPY DOT: Santa says nobody likes a liar. 447 00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:40,966 MOTHER: Jillian, are you coming, dear? 448 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:42,060 JILLIAN: Yes. 449 00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:45,971 (Sighing) 450 00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:49,809 MOTHER: Welcome. 451 00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:51,460 This is our home. 452 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:52,570 JILLIAN: It's lovely. MOTHER: Thank you. 453 00:17:52,647 --> 00:17:54,146 Oh, I have to show you this. 454 00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:58,317 I just picked this up last week at a charity auction 455 00:17:58,394 --> 00:17:59,969 for the Audubon Society. 456 00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:03,155 What do you think? JILLIAN: It's bad. 457 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:04,824 Ah, what I mean is, 458 00:18:06,144 --> 00:18:07,418 it's really bad, like it should be named, 459 00:18:07,495 --> 00:18:10,254 "Why Cocktails Should Be Banned At Charity Auctions." 460 00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:20,264 MOTHER: Shall I show you to your room? 461 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:20,840 JILLIAN: I would like that very much. 462 00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:21,674 MOTHER: Okay. 463 00:18:24,512 --> 00:18:25,177 JILLIAN: Mrs. Beauman. MOTHER: Yes? 464 00:18:27,165 --> 00:18:29,682 JILLIAN: I don't know what is happening with me. 465 00:18:29,758 --> 00:18:33,594 But I do know that I would like to impress you very much 466 00:18:33,671 --> 00:18:35,855 and normally I'm quite good at that. 467 00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:41,177 I did have a few tequila shots with my friend before I came. 468 00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:44,271 Maybe that, coupled with my nerves, 469 00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:45,865 is the cause of all this. 470 00:18:45,941 --> 00:18:47,032 MOTHER: That's all right, dear. 471 00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:48,517 Between you and I, 472 00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:51,687 I may have had a few cocktails at the auction, myself. 473 00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,205 (Chuckling) 474 00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:54,039 MOTHER: Just up here. 475 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:56,950 Oh, that's Lacey. 476 00:18:57,028 --> 00:18:58,136 JILLIAN: Pretty. 477 00:18:58,212 --> 00:18:58,803 And there's George. 478 00:18:58,880 --> 00:18:59,879 Hot. 479 00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:02,289 And my baby, Blake. 480 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,308 Isn't he adorable? JILLIAN: Huge head. 481 00:19:04,385 --> 00:19:05,426 MOTHER: Trust me, dear, I remember. 482 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,816 We have you and George in separate bedrooms. 483 00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:13,376 That's just the way we do things around here 484 00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:14,485 for those who are unwed. 485 00:19:14,562 --> 00:19:16,320 I hope you don't mind. 486 00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:17,471 Do you? 487 00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:18,714 JILLIAN: No. 488 00:19:18,716 --> 00:19:21,492 I spends seven nights a week with George. 489 00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:22,735 He's a total blanket hogger. 490 00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:24,553 I'm actually looking forward to the break. 491 00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:25,613 Not to mention the snoring. 492 00:19:28,226 --> 00:19:28,657 MOTHER: Seven nights a week. 493 00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:33,337 So basically, you-- 494 00:19:33,414 --> 00:19:34,172 JILLIAN: We're basically living together. 495 00:19:34,248 --> 00:19:36,065 Cohabiting, syncopating. 496 00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:36,790 Whatever you wanna call it. 497 00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:38,843 Good talk, bye. 498 00:19:43,257 --> 00:19:45,424 Dammit, what is happening to me? 499 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,301 (Huffing) 500 00:19:51,432 --> 00:19:52,306 POPPY DOT: Liar, liar, pants on fire. 501 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:54,692 Yes, you, Jillian. 502 00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:59,146 (Mysterious Music) 503 00:20:11,936 --> 00:20:14,061 (Sighing) 504 00:20:14,138 --> 00:20:14,453 JILLIAN: Poppy Dot, 505 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:18,441 what did you just say? 506 00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:19,775 POPPY DOT: Merry Christmas. 507 00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:21,052 I'm your personal Poppy Dot. 508 00:20:21,128 --> 00:20:22,611 Want to play a game? 509 00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:24,204 (Laughing) 510 00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:25,872 (Sighing) 511 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,967 JILLIAN: Oh my goodness. 512 00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:29,134 POPPY DOT: Let's count how many times 513 00:20:29,211 --> 00:20:30,803 Jillian has lied today. 514 00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:32,379 (Jillian Screams) 515 00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:35,124 POPPY DOT: Two, three, four, 516 00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:36,475 five, six. (Knocking) 517 00:20:36,552 --> 00:20:37,735 MOTHER: Jillian? POPPY DOT: Seven. 518 00:20:37,812 --> 00:20:39,570 JILLIAN: Shut up, Poppy Dot! 519 00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:40,629 MOTHER: Jillian, are you all right? 520 00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:43,315 JILLIAN: Uh, no. 521 00:20:43,392 --> 00:20:43,983 MOTHER: Do you want me to come in? 522 00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:45,818 JILLIAN: God, no! 523 00:20:45,894 --> 00:20:48,079 I mean, 524 00:20:48,155 --> 00:20:52,232 the toy I bought for Megan talks 525 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,977 and it just scared me, that's all. 526 00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:56,479 MOTHER: Well, that was quite a scream. 527 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:56,921 JILLIAN: Yeah, that's me. 528 00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:58,330 I'm a screamer. 529 00:20:58,407 --> 00:20:59,740 Thank God I'm not sleeping in a room with George. 530 00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:02,909 (Gasping) 531 00:21:02,987 --> 00:21:07,156 MOTHER: Well, as long as you're all right. 532 00:21:07,158 --> 00:21:08,340 Okay. 533 00:21:19,003 --> 00:21:21,337 (Christmas Music) 534 00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:27,118 (Phone Jingling) 535 00:21:27,194 --> 00:21:29,178 ZOE: Hold on one sec, Jill, okay? 536 00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:31,322 JILLIAN: Help me! 537 00:21:31,398 --> 00:21:32,197 ZOE: Jillian, are you all right? 538 00:21:32,274 --> 00:21:33,682 JILLIAN: No. 539 00:21:33,684 --> 00:21:37,628 Something is happening to me and I don't know what it is. 540 00:21:37,705 --> 00:21:40,689 I think I've been cursed by Santa. 541 00:21:40,691 --> 00:21:41,966 ZOE: Okay, I don't think that's what Santa does. 542 00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:46,119 Maybe you're confusing Santa with Satan. 543 00:21:46,197 --> 00:21:48,030 JILLIAN: I know how to spell, okay? 544 00:21:48,032 --> 00:21:49,381 I lied to the little girl in the store 545 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,626 and when Santa asked me if I lied, I lied to him too 546 00:21:52,703 --> 00:21:55,629 and now the Poppy Dot is taunting me! 547 00:21:55,706 --> 00:21:57,798 ZOE: Right, Santa made your tech turn. 548 00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:59,800 JILLIAN: I don't know, okay? 549 00:21:59,877 --> 00:22:02,545 I just know I remember the way he was looking at me 550 00:22:02,547 --> 00:22:03,729 with those disapproving eyes, okay? 551 00:22:05,232 --> 00:22:06,565 Something has happened. 552 00:22:06,642 --> 00:22:08,475 Suddenly I can't lie. 553 00:22:08,553 --> 00:22:09,885 ZOE: That's hysterical. 554 00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:10,719 You work in politics. 555 00:22:10,721 --> 00:22:12,555 JILLIAN: That's very funny. 556 00:22:12,557 --> 00:22:13,831 Look, I've been here five minutes 557 00:22:13,908 --> 00:22:17,335 and already I've insulted George's mom's painting, 558 00:22:17,411 --> 00:22:18,836 I told her her son had a big head. 559 00:22:18,913 --> 00:22:20,563 You don't even wanna know, the worst of all, 560 00:22:20,565 --> 00:22:21,505 as soon as I got here I was like-- 561 00:22:21,582 --> 00:22:22,989 (Knocking) 562 00:22:23,067 --> 00:22:24,233 GRANDMA: Jillian, it's Grandma. 563 00:22:24,235 --> 00:22:26,068 JILLIAN: No, no. 564 00:22:26,070 --> 00:22:27,011 GRANDMA: I'd like to talk to you. 565 00:22:27,088 --> 00:22:28,995 JILLIAN: It's George's grandmother. 566 00:22:29,073 --> 00:22:30,014 ZOE: So what? 567 00:22:30,091 --> 00:22:31,164 What's wrong with that? 568 00:22:31,242 --> 00:22:33,242 (Knocking) GRANDMA: Are you in there? 569 00:22:33,244 --> 00:22:34,167 JILLIAN: She's got me cornered. 570 00:22:34,245 --> 00:22:35,019 I can't lie. 571 00:22:36,581 --> 00:22:37,471 I'll call you back! 572 00:22:43,512 --> 00:22:47,022 (Groaning) (Grandma Mumbling) 573 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,275 GRANDMA: Yoo-hoo? 574 00:23:02,456 --> 00:23:03,881 GRANDMA: Jillian, I'm coming in here. 575 00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:04,623 Okay now. 576 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,632 JILLIAN: Oh my God. 577 00:23:23,385 --> 00:23:24,351 GRANDMA: I coulda sworn she was in here. 578 00:23:26,147 --> 00:23:28,689 (Comedic Music) 579 00:23:35,806 --> 00:23:36,580 BLAKE: Hi. (Screaming) 580 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:40,584 BLAKE: I'm Blake, George's brother. 581 00:23:44,148 --> 00:23:47,499 JILLIAN: I literally thought that you were an ax murderer. 582 00:23:49,578 --> 00:23:50,761 Hi, I'm Jillian, I'm George's-- 583 00:23:50,838 --> 00:23:53,338 BLAKE: Yeah, I know, I kinda figured. 584 00:23:53,415 --> 00:23:54,156 You wanna tell me what that was all about? 585 00:23:54,158 --> 00:23:55,048 JILLIAN: Honestly, no. 586 00:23:56,585 --> 00:23:57,751 BLAKE: I think you kinda have to. 587 00:23:57,828 --> 00:23:58,936 I just busted you climbing out of a window 588 00:23:59,013 --> 00:24:00,604 and being super weird, so. 589 00:24:00,681 --> 00:24:02,589 JILLIAN: I was trying to get away from your grandmother. 590 00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:05,668 It's a long story but she wanted to ask me some questions 591 00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:07,186 and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. 592 00:24:07,262 --> 00:24:09,095 BLAKE: So you climbed down a trellis. 593 00:24:09,173 --> 00:24:10,781 JILLIAN: Mhmm. 594 00:24:10,858 --> 00:24:12,616 BLAKE: Okay. JILLIAN: What're you doing? 595 00:24:12,693 --> 00:24:15,027 BLAKE: I have a lot of stuff to take care of, okay? 596 00:24:15,103 --> 00:24:15,619 JILLIAN: Rude. 597 00:24:17,272 --> 00:24:18,347 BLAKE: Look, obviously something's going on 598 00:24:18,349 --> 00:24:19,515 but don't look me in the eye and tell me 599 00:24:19,517 --> 00:24:22,293 that a political consultant from New York 600 00:24:22,369 --> 00:24:24,311 can't talk her way around my grandmother. 601 00:24:24,388 --> 00:24:25,187 JILLIAN: It's true. 602 00:24:25,189 --> 00:24:25,946 BLAKE: No, come on. 603 00:24:26,023 --> 00:24:27,523 An 80 year old civilian? 604 00:24:27,525 --> 00:24:29,115 I feel like someone like you could handle that in her sleep. 605 00:24:29,193 --> 00:24:30,634 JILLIAN: Someone like me? 606 00:24:30,711 --> 00:24:33,529 BLAKE: Yeah, you know, someone who basically lies for a living. 607 00:24:33,531 --> 00:24:35,306 JILLIAN: Oh, excuse me. 608 00:24:35,382 --> 00:24:38,625 How dare you just take what I do and distill it down 609 00:24:38,703 --> 00:24:39,960 to the most simplistic definition. 610 00:24:40,037 --> 00:24:42,554 I worked hard to get where I am, okay? 611 00:24:42,631 --> 00:24:44,056 Politics is a very complex world. 612 00:24:44,132 --> 00:24:46,208 It's a game of strategy. 613 00:24:46,210 --> 00:24:47,042 What I do is very important. 614 00:24:47,044 --> 00:24:48,210 BLAKE: Mhmm. 615 00:24:48,212 --> 00:24:49,653 And what exactly is it that you do again? 616 00:24:51,232 --> 00:24:53,732 JILLIAN: I tell people exactly what they need to hear 617 00:24:53,809 --> 00:24:54,608 so that your brother can get elected. 618 00:24:58,389 --> 00:24:59,112 BLAKE: Bingo. 619 00:25:01,892 --> 00:25:02,783 (Groaning) 620 00:25:07,898 --> 00:25:10,156 JILLIAN: George warned me you were difficult. 621 00:25:10,234 --> 00:25:11,842 BLAKE: Well by "difficult," he means I disagree with him 622 00:25:11,919 --> 00:25:13,902 on most personal, social and political issues 623 00:25:13,904 --> 00:25:15,179 and it makes him crazy, then yeah. 624 00:25:15,256 --> 00:25:16,347 I guess I'm difficult. 625 00:25:16,423 --> 00:25:18,090 JILLIAN: All right, 626 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,759 I admit I should be able to spin some white lie 627 00:25:20,836 --> 00:25:23,687 and just handle your grandma but the truth is, 628 00:25:23,764 --> 00:25:24,855 your grandmother's very sweet, okay, 629 00:25:24,932 --> 00:25:27,507 and I don't wanna hurt her feelings. 630 00:25:27,585 --> 00:25:29,101 GEORGE: Oh, great, I see you met Jillian. 631 00:25:29,177 --> 00:25:29,851 BLAKE: I have, indeed. 632 00:25:31,438 --> 00:25:34,848 FATHER: Well, may I say you are even more beautiful in person 633 00:25:34,925 --> 00:25:35,699 than you appear on this cover. 634 00:25:35,776 --> 00:25:37,109 JILLIAN: Thank you. 635 00:25:37,185 --> 00:25:39,203 FATHER: You really do make a strong looking couple. 636 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,538 When I consulted with Governor Walsh, 637 00:25:40,614 --> 00:25:43,023 he agreed you're gonna play on all demographics. 638 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:46,602 You're clean cut, you're serious but you're not stodgy. 639 00:25:46,604 --> 00:25:48,270 There's no stodgy, you're young. 640 00:25:48,272 --> 00:25:49,029 You're aspirational. 641 00:25:49,106 --> 00:25:51,106 (Chuckling) 642 00:25:51,108 --> 00:25:52,550 FATHER: And what about this handsome, young guy, huh? 643 00:25:52,626 --> 00:25:56,202 He looks pretty darn good on this cover as well, doesn't he? 644 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,129 And where do you think he got that from? 645 00:25:59,374 --> 00:26:01,116 JILLIAN: It's obvious that it comes from you, Mr. Beauman. 646 00:26:01,118 --> 00:26:03,394 (Laughing) 647 00:26:03,470 --> 00:26:05,804 JILLIAN: The 24 thousand dollars in veneers didn't hurt though. 648 00:26:05,881 --> 00:26:07,306 FATHER: 24 thousand in veneers? 649 00:26:07,382 --> 00:26:08,548 BLAKE: 24 thousand? 650 00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:09,382 FATHER: Really? 651 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:10,568 Open up. 652 00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:12,570 Let me see. 653 00:26:12,646 --> 00:26:13,812 JILLIAN: A little Botox between the brows. 654 00:26:13,889 --> 00:26:15,573 FATHER: Oh, a little Botox too. 655 00:26:15,649 --> 00:26:17,074 GEORGE: Stop it, what're you doing? 656 00:26:17,151 --> 00:26:18,224 GEORGE: Stop. GRANDMA: There you are, Jillian. 657 00:26:18,302 --> 00:26:20,485 I was just looking for you. 658 00:26:20,562 --> 00:26:22,395 I wanted to have a little chat with you. 659 00:26:22,473 --> 00:26:25,808 I need to get to the bottom of a few things. 660 00:26:25,810 --> 00:26:28,401 GEORGE: Gram, I told you she was just kidding. 661 00:26:28,479 --> 00:26:29,645 BLAKE: Yeah, come on, Grandma. 662 00:26:29,647 --> 00:26:30,254 Don't pounce on the poor girl. 663 00:26:30,331 --> 00:26:31,814 She's our guest. 664 00:26:31,816 --> 00:26:33,482 She just got here. 665 00:26:33,484 --> 00:26:33,832 GRANDMA: I'm heading home. 666 00:26:37,154 --> 00:26:38,170 FATHER: Mother. 667 00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:38,745 She was just joking. 668 00:26:38,823 --> 00:26:40,005 GEORGE: Grandma. 669 00:26:46,497 --> 00:26:49,773 Jillian, Jillian, Jillian. 670 00:26:49,850 --> 00:26:51,016 What is happening with you? 671 00:26:51,093 --> 00:26:53,277 You haven't been yourself since you got here. 672 00:26:53,354 --> 00:26:55,095 I mean, toxic stew? 673 00:26:55,172 --> 00:26:56,004 My veneers, the Botox? 674 00:26:56,006 --> 00:26:58,190 What's next? 675 00:26:58,266 --> 00:26:59,191 JILLIAN: I kinda told your mom 676 00:26:59,267 --> 00:27:01,601 we're practically living together. 677 00:27:01,679 --> 00:27:03,287 GEORGE: What? Jillian! 678 00:27:03,364 --> 00:27:04,847 Wait, how'd she take that? 679 00:27:04,849 --> 00:27:07,440 JILLIAN: I don't know because I kinda slammed the door 680 00:27:07,518 --> 00:27:09,785 in her face as she was taking it all in. 681 00:27:11,446 --> 00:27:13,113 Look, okay, I'm sorry. 682 00:27:13,190 --> 00:27:14,706 I did not mean for all this stuff to happen. 683 00:27:14,783 --> 00:27:17,951 GEORGE: It is like you have short circuited or something. 684 00:27:18,028 --> 00:27:18,527 What is it? 685 00:27:18,529 --> 00:27:19,637 Is it nerves? 686 00:27:19,713 --> 00:27:22,547 JILLIAN: I wish I could blame this on nerves 687 00:27:22,624 --> 00:27:23,866 but I think it's the Poppy Dot. 688 00:27:23,868 --> 00:27:25,217 GEORGE: Stress, it's stress. 689 00:27:25,293 --> 00:27:26,702 JILLIAN: Again, I wish I could say yes to that 690 00:27:26,704 --> 00:27:29,813 and just end this conversation but it is the Poppy Dot. 691 00:27:29,890 --> 00:27:32,040 GEORGE: Why wouldn't you tell me what's going on with you? 692 00:27:32,042 --> 00:27:33,208 JILLIAN: I am telling you what's going on 693 00:27:33,210 --> 00:27:34,559 but you're not listening to me 694 00:27:34,636 --> 00:27:36,895 and I know it sounds crazy and you're very judgmental. 695 00:27:36,972 --> 00:27:38,046 GEORGE: Whoa, wait. 696 00:27:38,048 --> 00:27:38,989 Thanks a lot. 697 00:27:39,066 --> 00:27:39,648 I am not. 698 00:27:42,144 --> 00:27:43,643 Maybe I'm a little judgmental, but still. 699 00:27:43,721 --> 00:27:47,556 Sweetheart, I won't judge you. 700 00:27:47,558 --> 00:27:49,166 I just need to know what's going on with you. 701 00:27:49,243 --> 00:27:51,560 JILLIAN: I don't know 702 00:27:51,562 --> 00:27:55,247 but I think it's a curse. 703 00:27:55,323 --> 00:27:56,489 GEORGE: You're blaming this on your period? 704 00:27:56,567 --> 00:27:58,066 JILLIAN: No, George, like an actual curse. 705 00:27:58,068 --> 00:27:59,418 GEORGE: Uuuhhh. 706 00:27:59,494 --> 00:28:00,660 JILLIAN: Okay, the truth is, 707 00:28:00,738 --> 00:28:02,254 when you asked me about the Poppy Dot earlier, 708 00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:03,663 I didn't have it. 709 00:28:03,741 --> 00:28:06,091 I forgot to get it so I went racing all over the city 710 00:28:06,168 --> 00:28:08,577 trying to find one and when I found the last one, 711 00:28:08,579 --> 00:28:10,187 I had to tell a big lie to get it 712 00:28:10,264 --> 00:28:12,931 and then I had to lie to just cover up the big lie. 713 00:28:13,008 --> 00:28:14,750 GEORGE: Jillian. 714 00:28:14,752 --> 00:28:16,084 JILLIAN: What? 715 00:28:16,086 --> 00:28:18,362 GEORGE: Look, I know some lies 716 00:28:18,439 --> 00:28:20,255 in the political realm, that's okay. 717 00:28:20,257 --> 00:28:22,682 But lying to me, that's a breach of our trust. 718 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,369 JILLIAN: I know but I didn't want to disappoint Megan or you. 719 00:28:26,188 --> 00:28:27,446 Okay? 720 00:28:27,522 --> 00:28:29,355 GEORGE: All right, all right, I understand that. 721 00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:31,691 But, I mean, you only told a few lies. 722 00:28:31,769 --> 00:28:33,193 Why did you get so thrown off? 723 00:28:33,270 --> 00:28:35,604 JILLIAN: Well, because the person that I lied to the last 724 00:28:35,606 --> 00:28:40,366 was Santa and I believe that he has it out for me now 725 00:28:40,444 --> 00:28:41,626 because he-- GEORGE: Okay, Santa? 726 00:28:41,703 --> 00:28:42,277 JILLIAN: You know, ever since then. 727 00:28:42,279 --> 00:28:43,628 GEORGE: Jillian. 728 00:28:43,705 --> 00:28:44,722 JILLIAN: Okay, look, I'll show you. 729 00:28:44,798 --> 00:28:48,300 Poppy Dot, tell me what you think of me. 730 00:28:48,376 --> 00:28:49,134 POPPY DOT: Poppy Dot loves everyone! 731 00:28:49,211 --> 00:28:49,801 Wanna play? 732 00:28:49,878 --> 00:28:51,970 We can make a video. 733 00:28:52,047 --> 00:28:53,680 (Groaning) 734 00:28:55,476 --> 00:29:00,812 POPPY DOT: Feliz Navidad is Spanish for Merry Christmas! 735 00:29:00,889 --> 00:29:02,072 JILLIAN: It was really just saying 736 00:29:02,149 --> 00:29:03,741 very disturbing things earlier. 737 00:29:03,817 --> 00:29:04,908 If you would've heard it. 738 00:29:04,985 --> 00:29:06,226 I mean, it's gonna do it. 739 00:29:06,303 --> 00:29:07,411 GEORGE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 740 00:29:07,488 --> 00:29:08,895 Put it down, put it down. 741 00:29:08,973 --> 00:29:11,582 Okay, you are stressed out. 742 00:29:11,658 --> 00:29:13,141 I know you don't wanna believe that but you are. 743 00:29:13,143 --> 00:29:16,754 I think you put a little too much pressure on yourself, 744 00:29:16,830 --> 00:29:18,422 all right, to make a good impression here. 745 00:29:18,499 --> 00:29:20,983 And, plus, with the looming announcement, 746 00:29:20,985 --> 00:29:22,651 I think it was just a little too much. 747 00:29:22,653 --> 00:29:23,668 And then, once you forgot the Poppy Dot, 748 00:29:23,745 --> 00:29:25,654 it just threw you over the edge. 749 00:29:25,656 --> 00:29:26,671 You know? 750 00:29:26,748 --> 00:29:28,932 JILLIAN: It just-- GEORGE: It's okay. 751 00:29:29,009 --> 00:29:30,325 It's okay, everyone has a bad day, right? 752 00:29:30,327 --> 00:29:31,676 So, you sit. 753 00:29:31,753 --> 00:29:32,427 Let's get you up there. 754 00:29:34,331 --> 00:29:35,847 All right? 755 00:29:35,924 --> 00:29:36,774 I'm gonna seal you in here. 756 00:29:36,850 --> 00:29:38,275 You're gonna get some rest. 757 00:29:38,352 --> 00:29:42,112 Tomorrow, you're gonna wake up old Jillian Welles again. 758 00:29:42,189 --> 00:29:43,096 All right? JILLIAN: Okay. 759 00:29:43,173 --> 00:29:45,690 GEORGE: Forget all about this. 760 00:29:45,767 --> 00:29:47,100 All right, sweetheart. 761 00:29:47,177 --> 00:29:49,102 JILLIAN: I love you, Georgie. 762 00:29:49,179 --> 00:29:50,070 GEORGE: Oh, I love you too, sweetie. 763 00:29:59,523 --> 00:30:00,130 POPPY DOT: Liar. 764 00:30:01,692 --> 00:30:02,782 JILLIAN: I knew it! 765 00:30:02,860 --> 00:30:04,617 That is it! 766 00:30:04,695 --> 00:30:06,711 I've had enough of this stupid dot! 767 00:30:06,788 --> 00:30:09,047 (Ominous Music) 768 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:18,373 BLAKE: Oh, hey. 769 00:30:18,375 --> 00:30:19,650 Is that the Poppy Dot for Megan? 770 00:30:19,726 --> 00:30:20,475 JILLIAN: Yes, it is. 771 00:30:22,304 --> 00:30:22,978 BLAKE: It's cute. 772 00:30:24,064 --> 00:30:26,806 JILLIAN: You think so? 773 00:30:26,884 --> 00:30:28,400 Well, you keep it then. 774 00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:30,886 I don't want it. 775 00:30:30,888 --> 00:30:32,162 It just talks and talks. 776 00:30:32,239 --> 00:30:32,996 It's getting on my nerves! 777 00:30:39,821 --> 00:30:41,997 BLAKE: I feel like you could've just turned it off. 778 00:30:44,568 --> 00:30:46,659 FATHER: "Paramedics give it." 779 00:30:46,737 --> 00:30:47,845 It's three letters. 780 00:30:49,164 --> 00:30:50,572 MOTHER: CPR. 781 00:30:50,574 --> 00:30:52,741 FATHER: CPR, that's very good. MOTHER: Thank you, mhmm. 782 00:30:52,743 --> 00:30:54,518 (Knocking) 783 00:30:54,595 --> 00:30:55,911 GEORGE: Hey, guys. 784 00:30:55,913 --> 00:30:57,929 I just wanted to say goodnight. 785 00:30:58,006 --> 00:30:59,189 MOTHER: All right, dear. FATHER: Son. 786 00:30:59,266 --> 00:31:00,140 Come on in for a minute, sit down. 787 00:31:09,927 --> 00:31:10,775 MOTHER: George, honey. 788 00:31:12,930 --> 00:31:15,780 Jillian is very pretty. FATHER: Very pretty. 789 00:31:15,857 --> 00:31:17,207 MOTHER: She's very pretty. 790 00:31:17,284 --> 00:31:19,618 FATHER: But this is the girl you call your "ace?" 791 00:31:19,694 --> 00:31:21,269 The one who always has your back? 792 00:31:21,271 --> 00:31:23,939 GEORGE: Look, I know she didn't get off to the best start, here. 793 00:31:23,941 --> 00:31:25,457 MOTHER: Oh, dear. 794 00:31:25,533 --> 00:31:27,885 The Titanic got off to a better start. 795 00:31:27,961 --> 00:31:30,629 And while I am not crazy about the idea 796 00:31:30,705 --> 00:31:32,297 of the two of you living together, 797 00:31:32,374 --> 00:31:33,557 I don't live in the Dark Ages. 798 00:31:33,634 --> 00:31:35,467 I can handle it. 799 00:31:35,543 --> 00:31:36,727 I just didn't want to find out the way I did. 800 00:31:36,803 --> 00:31:37,786 GEORGE: Mom, that's on me. 801 00:31:37,788 --> 00:31:40,138 I asked her not to say anything. 802 00:31:40,215 --> 00:31:41,881 FATHER: Loose-lips and jittery. 803 00:31:41,959 --> 00:31:44,459 This is not the girl you described to me, son. 804 00:31:44,461 --> 00:31:47,387 Georgie, are you sure this is who you want 805 00:31:47,464 --> 00:31:49,740 sitting beside you when you announce your campaign? 806 00:31:49,816 --> 00:31:52,075 GEORGE: Of course it is. 807 00:31:52,152 --> 00:31:54,077 She helped me get to this step, didn't she? 808 00:31:54,154 --> 00:31:58,406 I plan on taking some other steps with her as well. 809 00:31:59,401 --> 00:32:00,809 MOTHER: A wedding? 810 00:32:00,811 --> 00:32:04,087 GEORGE: Mom, now let's just keep that on the down low. 811 00:32:04,164 --> 00:32:05,163 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 812 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,481 MOTHER: Oh no, I won't. GEORGE: Mom. 813 00:32:06,483 --> 00:32:10,485 MOTHER: Oh, promise. GEORGE: And Dad, relax. 814 00:32:10,487 --> 00:32:12,154 Please, just trust me, all right? 815 00:32:12,156 --> 00:32:14,656 The woman you met tonight is not the real Jillian. 816 00:32:14,658 --> 00:32:17,492 Tomorrow she'll be back to herself 817 00:32:17,494 --> 00:32:18,677 and you'll get to meet the Jillian that I know 818 00:32:18,753 --> 00:32:20,762 and I promise you, you will love her. 819 00:32:23,834 --> 00:32:25,517 Now, goodnight. 820 00:32:25,593 --> 00:32:26,610 FATHER: Goodnight. MOTHER: Goodnight, dear. 821 00:32:26,687 --> 00:32:28,170 GEORGE: I love you. 822 00:32:28,172 --> 00:32:28,261 MOTHER: Love you, honey. FATHER: You too. 823 00:32:37,272 --> 00:32:39,122 (Deck the Halls Music) 824 00:32:45,613 --> 00:32:48,039 ♪ Deck the Halls with boughs of holly ♪ 825 00:32:48,116 --> 00:32:49,615 (Doorbell Ringing) 826 00:32:49,693 --> 00:32:50,542 MOTHER: Lacey's here! 827 00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:08,393 (Phone Dial Tone Buzzing) 828 00:33:08,470 --> 00:33:09,969 ZOE: Hey, I didn't hear back from you. 829 00:33:10,047 --> 00:33:11,062 Thought grandma got you. 830 00:33:11,139 --> 00:33:12,564 JILLIAN: Oh, hilarious. 831 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,382 ZOE: How's the can't lie thing? 832 00:33:14,384 --> 00:33:16,735 Passing fluke or lifelong malfunction? 833 00:33:16,811 --> 00:33:19,645 JILLIAN: I don't know, I just woke up. 834 00:33:19,723 --> 00:33:20,889 ZOE: Is the sky red? 835 00:33:20,891 --> 00:33:22,165 JILLIAN: Nope, the sky is blue. 836 00:33:22,242 --> 00:33:24,817 Crap! 837 00:33:24,895 --> 00:33:25,818 ZOE: How do I know you're even trying? 838 00:33:25,896 --> 00:33:27,320 JILLIAN: Don't go there, Zoe! 839 00:33:27,397 --> 00:33:32,083 Okay, I have one nerve left and it is starting to fray. 840 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,084 GEORGE: Good morning. (Gasping) 841 00:33:33,161 --> 00:33:34,494 GEORGE: Oh. JILLIAN: George. 842 00:33:34,571 --> 00:33:36,087 GEORGE: Sorry. 843 00:33:36,164 --> 00:33:36,588 JILLIAN: You look really good. 844 00:33:37,257 --> 00:33:39,516 GEORGE: Thank you. 845 00:33:39,593 --> 00:33:40,183 JILLIAN: I can't believe you let me oversleep. 846 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:41,334 I'm not even ready. 847 00:33:41,411 --> 00:33:42,744 GEORGE: It seemed like you needed it. 848 00:33:42,746 --> 00:33:45,355 Last night was a little-- 849 00:33:45,432 --> 00:33:48,266 JILLIAN: Rocky? GEORGE: More like an avalanche. 850 00:33:48,343 --> 00:33:49,100 It was like you were a different person. 851 00:33:49,177 --> 00:33:50,861 Are you back today? 852 00:33:52,939 --> 00:33:53,530 JILLIAN: I can't lie. 853 00:33:53,607 --> 00:33:56,925 I am here. 854 00:33:56,927 --> 00:33:59,018 GEORGE: Oh, thank goodness. 855 00:33:59,096 --> 00:33:59,594 All right, well Lacey's here with Ed and Megan. 856 00:33:59,596 --> 00:34:00,945 JILLIAN: Okay. 857 00:34:01,022 --> 00:34:02,781 GEORGE: Hurry up, come down and you can get dressed 858 00:34:02,857 --> 00:34:04,115 for the symphony after breakfast. 859 00:34:04,192 --> 00:34:05,934 Oh and let's go with the red coat over the black. 860 00:34:05,936 --> 00:34:07,360 Pops more. 861 00:34:07,437 --> 00:34:09,788 Go for the young, fresh vibe we're putting out there. 862 00:34:09,864 --> 00:34:10,663 JILLIAN: Okay. 863 00:34:12,793 --> 00:34:13,884 You still there? 864 00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:16,127 ZOE: Oh yeah, I'm here. 865 00:34:16,204 --> 00:34:17,946 And you are young and fresh. 866 00:34:17,948 --> 00:34:18,797 JILLIAN: Stop, Zoe. 867 00:34:27,549 --> 00:34:28,957 JILLIAN: Tomorrow, George is going viral 868 00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:30,400 with his campaign announcement with his entire family 869 00:34:30,477 --> 00:34:34,404 and me there and I'm petrified I'm gonna screw something up. 870 00:34:34,481 --> 00:34:37,223 My whole consulting career is gonna be ruined. 871 00:34:37,301 --> 00:34:38,650 ZOE: Are you sure this isn't just in your head? 872 00:34:38,726 --> 00:34:40,468 JILLIAN: It's not in my head. 873 00:34:40,470 --> 00:34:42,079 ZOE: I'm sorry, it just seems to me like 874 00:34:42,155 --> 00:34:43,080 maybe you're being a little dramatic. 875 00:34:46,901 --> 00:34:48,660 (Knocking) 876 00:34:48,736 --> 00:34:49,661 MOTHER: Jillian? 877 00:34:49,737 --> 00:34:52,314 It's me, Barb. 878 00:34:52,316 --> 00:34:53,498 If you have a moment, I thought we could sneak in 879 00:34:53,575 --> 00:34:54,499 a little girl talk. 880 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,095 I have some family photos I'd love to show you. 881 00:34:58,171 --> 00:34:59,096 I even found my wedding album 882 00:34:59,172 --> 00:35:01,047 if you want to take a look at it. 883 00:35:03,327 --> 00:35:04,935 I even found a picture of my wedding dress 884 00:35:05,011 --> 00:35:08,221 just to see what you think. 885 00:35:08,298 --> 00:35:09,039 I gotta go! 886 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,482 ZOE: What is it? 887 00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:14,135 JILLIAN: She wants to show me a picture of her wedding dress 888 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,487 and I can't lie. 889 00:35:15,564 --> 00:35:18,231 She was an 80s bride. 890 00:35:18,308 --> 00:35:19,566 ZOE: Oh my God, get out of there, go! 891 00:35:21,477 --> 00:35:22,310 MOTHER: Jillian? 892 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,662 Yoo-hoo. 893 00:35:23,738 --> 00:35:25,238 (Suspenseful Comedic Music) 894 00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:29,242 MOTHER: I'm coming in. 895 00:35:30,486 --> 00:35:31,895 Jillian? 896 00:35:31,897 --> 00:35:32,579 JILLIAN: I'm back. 897 00:35:32,655 --> 00:35:33,913 ZOE: What just happened? 898 00:35:33,990 --> 00:35:35,732 JILLIAN: I just climbed down the side of the house 899 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,567 to get away from George's mom. 900 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:38,751 ZOE: That kinda makes me miss high school. 901 00:35:38,828 --> 00:35:39,586 (Sighing) 902 00:35:39,662 --> 00:35:41,738 MOTHER: Jillian? 903 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,241 JILLIAN: Listen, Zoe, you are the only calvary that I've got. 904 00:35:44,243 --> 00:35:46,184 Now we are leave for the symphony soon, okay? 905 00:35:46,261 --> 00:35:48,261 And this is a charity performance. 906 00:35:48,338 --> 00:35:50,338 So there's going to be major press coverage. 907 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:51,915 The outgoing mayor who is going to Tweet 908 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:54,008 his endorsement of George, he's gonna be there 909 00:35:54,086 --> 00:35:55,268 and Bill Festerman's showing up. 910 00:35:55,345 --> 00:35:56,510 He's gonna back George with a major donation. 911 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,363 ZOE: I feel like I should be taking notes. 912 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,273 JILLIAN: I'm never gonna be able to get through this 913 00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:02,016 without lying. 914 00:36:02,094 --> 00:36:03,351 I've already spun so many truths and half-truths. 915 00:36:03,428 --> 00:36:06,429 ZOE: Yeah, I seem to recall a few omitted facts. 916 00:36:06,431 --> 00:36:08,522 JILLIAN: Look, you've got to help me get to the bottom 917 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,101 of this and get rid of this curse before the symphony. 918 00:36:11,103 --> 00:36:12,860 ZOE: Why me? 919 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:13,770 JILLIAN: Whose boyfriend's cousin 920 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,105 helped you get your first job 921 00:36:15,107 --> 00:36:18,608 at the Brow Hut when you moved to New York, hmmm? 922 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:22,295 Who helped you get your makeup kit back from your psycho ex? 923 00:36:22,372 --> 00:36:25,131 Who is the only person who believed you 924 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:27,284 when we were seven and you told our teacher 925 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,894 that the coat room was haunted? 926 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:29,561 ZOE: You, all you. 927 00:36:30,972 --> 00:36:33,306 JILLIAN: Exactly. 928 00:36:33,383 --> 00:36:37,460 Something tells me that this has something to do with Santa. 929 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:40,054 ZOE: Jillian. JILLIAN: Check this out, okay? 930 00:36:40,132 --> 00:36:41,147 That first Santa that we passed on the street 931 00:36:41,224 --> 00:36:42,908 who was handing out flyers, 932 00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:45,635 that was just a guy in a cheap Santa suit, remember? 933 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:47,137 But in the store, 934 00:36:47,139 --> 00:36:49,563 it was like the Gucci version. 935 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,491 I mean, there must be something to that, right? 936 00:36:51,567 --> 00:36:55,403 ZOE: What, like Santa channeled through another Santa? 937 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,071 JILLIAN: Look, I don't know, okay? 938 00:36:57,149 --> 00:36:59,090 Maybe cheap Santa have an in with Gucci Santa. 939 00:36:59,167 --> 00:37:00,574 I don't know, just get to the bottom of it 940 00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:03,762 and find one of them and tell them, "Message received. 941 00:37:03,838 --> 00:37:05,989 "Les are bad, I get it!" 942 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:06,914 ZOE: Oh my God, is this really happening? 943 00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:07,933 JILLIAN: Yes! 944 00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,603 (Sighing) 945 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,553 ZOE: All right. 946 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,275 If you become First Lady of New York, 947 00:37:17,352 --> 00:37:18,426 you so better remember this. 948 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:19,836 JILLIAN: If we don't figure out 949 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,447 how to get this curse removed before the symphony, 950 00:37:22,524 --> 00:37:24,115 you won't have to worry about any of that! 951 00:37:27,846 --> 00:37:29,028 Bye. ZOE: Bye. 952 00:37:40,450 --> 00:37:42,467 (Upbeat Music) 953 00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:55,647 GEORGE: There you are. 954 00:37:55,724 --> 00:37:56,723 Come on. 955 00:37:59,227 --> 00:38:00,560 Oh, Jillian, this is my sister, Lacey, 956 00:38:00,636 --> 00:38:01,969 and, of course, Megan. 957 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,047 JILLIAN: Hi, so nice to meet you, you look pretty. 958 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,658 MEGAN: I know. 959 00:38:06,735 --> 00:38:09,552 LACEY: Oh, she means thank you. (Chuckling) 960 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:11,571 LACEY: But guess what present is all she can talk about. 961 00:38:11,647 --> 00:38:13,723 MEGAN: The Poppy Dot, don't you just love it? 962 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:16,242 JILLIAN: Yes, I mean everybody just, no, I don't like it. 963 00:38:16,319 --> 00:38:17,669 I actually think it's annoying 964 00:38:17,746 --> 00:38:19,746 but it is really fun for other people. 965 00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:22,248 LACEY: Okay. 966 00:38:24,252 --> 00:38:27,170 Odd response but it's so nice to meet you. 967 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:32,091 GEORGE: And, Jillian, this is Lacey's husband, Ed. 968 00:38:32,168 --> 00:38:34,093 JILLIAN: Hi, nice to meet you. 969 00:38:34,170 --> 00:38:35,412 I've heard great things about you. 970 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:36,688 ED: Oh yeah, like what? 971 00:38:36,765 --> 00:38:38,023 JILLIAN: Oh, that you're a really nice guy. 972 00:38:38,099 --> 00:38:41,351 Mid-level achiever but you make a great margarita. 973 00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:44,437 MOTHER: Breakfast. 974 00:38:44,514 --> 00:38:45,864 JILLIAN: Breakfast. 975 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:46,364 GEORGE: Breakfast. 976 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:49,092 Ed, I love your margaritas. 977 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:50,927 They're the best. 978 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:51,986 ED: Thanks, man. GEORGE: Yeah. 979 00:38:55,617 --> 00:38:57,267 JILLIAN: I feel so bad I overslept. 980 00:38:57,269 --> 00:38:59,210 Everyone's already dressed. 981 00:38:59,287 --> 00:39:01,287 BLAKE: Hey, not everyone. 982 00:39:01,364 --> 00:39:02,789 MOTHER: Good morning, dear. BLAKE: Morning. 983 00:39:02,865 --> 00:39:04,698 GEORGE: Blake's not joining us for the symphony, are you? 984 00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:06,885 BLAKE: Oh, George's implication is that I don't like 985 00:39:06,961 --> 00:39:10,871 the symphony but I do, I just had a previous commitment. 986 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:12,615 MOTHER: Well, after tomorrow, you two lovebirds 987 00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:13,558 are gonna be busy on the campaign. 988 00:39:13,635 --> 00:39:16,469 I hope you were able to get your rest. 989 00:39:16,546 --> 00:39:17,620 Jillian, was your room all right? 990 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,380 JILLIAN: Oh yes. 991 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,565 I love getting away from the city 992 00:39:20,642 --> 00:39:24,235 and this house has such a nice, warm energy. 993 00:39:24,312 --> 00:39:25,962 Other than that owl painting, 994 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:27,021 I really enjoyed being in my room, thanks. 995 00:39:28,983 --> 00:39:29,982 GEORGE: Yeah, it's nice. 996 00:39:30,059 --> 00:39:31,725 It's opposite than our aesthetic. 997 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:32,744 We're minimalists. 998 00:39:32,821 --> 00:39:34,137 Right? 999 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,138 JILLIAN: One of us is. 1000 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,581 GEORGE: What're you talking about? 1001 00:39:36,658 --> 00:39:38,917 First date, we went to that art show, you said you loved it 1002 00:39:38,993 --> 00:39:40,493 and you love my apartment. 1003 00:39:40,570 --> 00:39:43,313 First time she saw it, she said she wouldn't change a thing. 1004 00:39:43,315 --> 00:39:44,147 She thought my taste was great. 1005 00:39:44,149 --> 00:39:45,256 Isn't that right? 1006 00:39:45,333 --> 00:39:46,374 JILLIAN: I lied. 1007 00:39:49,579 --> 00:39:51,988 GEORGE: You lied? 1008 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,156 JILLIAN: I appreciate a minimalist aesthetic, 1009 00:39:53,158 --> 00:39:54,173 just not as much as you do 1010 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:55,992 and not for a home. 1011 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,603 Also, I don't think that throw pillows are a crime. 1012 00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,604 And that art show, ugh. 1013 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:11,524 JILLIAN: This is embarrassing. 1014 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:18,030 Have you ever met someone that you liked so much 1015 00:40:18,107 --> 00:40:20,291 that you laughed at all of their jokes 1016 00:40:20,368 --> 00:40:21,684 even when they weren't funny 1017 00:40:21,686 --> 00:40:23,277 and you liked everything that they liked 1018 00:40:23,355 --> 00:40:25,204 and you did everything that they did 1019 00:40:25,281 --> 00:40:25,964 like it was the best thing ever? 1020 00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:31,452 Well, that's kind of what happened here. 1021 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,787 I knew who George was when I met him. 1022 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,473 I followed his work as a councilman 1023 00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:36,799 and I really admired it. 1024 00:40:38,461 --> 00:40:42,296 But little by little, I found myself lying about things 1025 00:40:42,374 --> 00:40:43,139 so that he would like me. 1026 00:40:44,376 --> 00:40:45,650 I'm sorry. 1027 00:40:45,727 --> 00:40:47,935 That's what happened, I lied. 1028 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:57,162 BLAKE: Sophomore year I fell for a theater major, 1029 00:40:57,238 --> 00:40:59,071 her name was Fiona Allen. 1030 00:40:59,148 --> 00:41:01,908 I wasn't really into theater but she was, 1031 00:41:01,984 --> 00:41:05,895 so I lied and I told her I was into theater. 1032 00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,322 And then I changed my major to Theater Arts. 1033 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,340 LACEY: Oh my God, you? 1034 00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:10,900 Are you serious? 1035 00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:13,753 BLAKE: Oh yeah, I would've warn a unitard for this girl. 1036 00:41:13,829 --> 00:41:15,087 LACEY: No. BLAKE: It's young love. 1037 00:41:15,164 --> 00:41:20,518 FATHER: What, he's an actor now? MOTHER: No, dear. 1038 00:41:20,595 --> 00:41:23,596 Bob took me to golf and then the horse races 1039 00:41:23,673 --> 00:41:24,747 for our first date. 1040 00:41:24,749 --> 00:41:27,192 I hate golf and I hate the horse races. 1041 00:41:27,268 --> 00:41:30,102 FATHER: And I love golf and I love the horse races. 1042 00:41:30,179 --> 00:41:34,348 MOTHER: But I liked him so I lied and I told him 1043 00:41:34,426 --> 00:41:35,775 that it was the best day ever. 1044 00:41:35,851 --> 00:41:36,943 FATHER: It was a very expensive date. 1045 00:41:37,019 --> 00:41:38,519 MOTHER: Oh, stop it. 1046 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:40,020 FATHER: Unbelievable. MOTHER: Stop it. 1047 00:41:40,098 --> 00:41:43,783 ED: Well, I think what you did, Jillian, was pretty human. 1048 00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:48,195 GEORGE: Yeah, I mean, how could I be mad? 1049 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:51,865 You just did it because you fell so hard for me, right? 1050 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,334 I think it's pretty flattering, actually. 1051 00:41:55,964 --> 00:41:58,205 MOTHER: George, dear. 1052 00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:58,723 GEORGE: What? 1053 00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:02,969 Oh. 1054 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:05,638 Does anyone want the last pancake? 1055 00:42:07,216 --> 00:42:08,224 JILLIAN: I do. 1056 00:42:10,386 --> 00:42:11,736 GEORGE: You do? 1057 00:42:11,813 --> 00:42:12,687 JILLIAN: I would like it very much. 1058 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,574 GEORGE: Okay. 1059 00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:20,637 You don't usually have an appetite like this. 1060 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:21,988 Something different? 1061 00:42:22,064 --> 00:42:24,898 JILLIAN: Oh, I do, I do have an appetite 1062 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:26,084 but just not in front of you. 1063 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:26,751 LACEY: Why's that? 1064 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:30,237 JILLIAN: George likes us to look really good in pictures, 1065 00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:31,238 you know? 1066 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:32,649 The camera adds 10 pounds. 1067 00:42:32,651 --> 00:42:34,074 We're in the limelight. 1068 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:36,094 MOTHER: George. FATHER: Georgie, come on. 1069 00:42:36,170 --> 00:42:37,987 GEORGE: Dad. 1070 00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:38,379 BLAKE: I like a thick woman. 1071 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,267 JILLIAN: Normally I wouldn't do anything like this. 1072 00:42:42,343 --> 00:42:46,663 Take the last pancake or the last anything for that matter. 1073 00:42:46,665 --> 00:42:47,605 Too worried what people would think of me 1074 00:42:47,682 --> 00:42:49,089 as though I'm not allowed to eat. 1075 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,834 You know, I'm not allowed to say that I'm still hungry 1076 00:42:51,836 --> 00:42:54,170 when I am, in fact, still hungry. 1077 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,689 I'm very hungry. 1078 00:42:56,766 --> 00:42:57,949 George ate all my sashimi at lunch yesterday 1079 00:42:58,026 --> 00:42:58,858 and I woke up today feeling totally famished. 1080 00:42:58,934 --> 00:43:01,694 MOTHER: George. LACEY: Wow. 1081 00:43:01,771 --> 00:43:02,603 GEORGE: She said she wasn't hungry. 1082 00:43:02,681 --> 00:43:04,180 JILLIAN: I lied. 1083 00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:05,623 FATHER: There's a whole tray of bacon. 1084 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:07,107 Eat the bacon, give her the bacon. 1085 00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:07,867 Give the sausage. 1086 00:43:07,943 --> 00:43:09,276 ED: Just pass these down. 1087 00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:11,129 Poor girl's hungry, come on. FATHER: Take my juice. 1088 00:43:11,205 --> 00:43:13,131 GEORGE: Dad, she doesn't want your juice. 1089 00:43:13,207 --> 00:43:14,373 JILLIAN: I want the juice, George. 1090 00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:15,282 FATHER: Give her the juice. 1091 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,301 GEORGE: Here, here's the juice. 1092 00:43:19,364 --> 00:43:21,714 JILLIAN: This is amazingly liberating 1093 00:43:21,791 --> 00:43:23,141 to eat this much in front of people, 1094 00:43:23,217 --> 00:43:24,642 people I just met. 1095 00:43:27,539 --> 00:43:29,055 ED: There you go. 1096 00:43:29,131 --> 00:43:29,805 LACEY: Okay, well, 1097 00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:34,727 I mean, since Jillian's being so honest 1098 00:43:34,804 --> 00:43:37,488 and with the campaign about to start. 1099 00:43:39,384 --> 00:43:41,718 Ed and I just thought it would be a great time 1100 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:42,652 to get something off our chests. 1101 00:43:45,815 --> 00:43:47,165 Okay. 1102 00:43:47,241 --> 00:43:49,575 Remember when we eloped? 1103 00:43:49,652 --> 00:43:50,651 MOTHER: I'll never forget it. 1104 00:43:50,729 --> 00:43:51,911 LACEY: Okay. 1105 00:43:51,987 --> 00:43:54,731 ED: Well, the truth is. 1106 00:43:54,733 --> 00:43:55,665 LACEY: We aren't actually married. 1107 00:43:57,902 --> 00:43:58,676 MOTHER: What? FATHER: What's that? Sorry. 1108 00:43:58,753 --> 00:44:00,327 GEORGE: What, you're not married? 1109 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:01,070 LACEY: We found out I was pregnant with Megan 1110 00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,572 when we were on vacation 1111 00:44:02,574 --> 00:44:07,593 and we came back and we just told everyone that we eloped. 1112 00:44:07,670 --> 00:44:08,928 Yeah. 1113 00:44:10,915 --> 00:44:11,931 ED: Surprise. 1114 00:44:14,602 --> 00:44:16,361 MOTHER: Ed. 1115 00:44:16,437 --> 00:44:16,936 BLAKE: This is where I exit. 1116 00:44:18,773 --> 00:44:19,605 MOTHER: Did he know about this? 1117 00:44:19,682 --> 00:44:21,532 Did you know about this? 1118 00:44:21,609 --> 00:44:22,942 Where are you going? 1119 00:44:23,018 --> 00:44:26,704 ED: George, since you wanted us to campaign with you. 1120 00:44:26,781 --> 00:44:27,688 If you were going to be introducing me 1121 00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:29,022 as Lacey's husband, 1122 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:31,267 technically that's not true, so. 1123 00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:32,952 LACEY: No. GEORGE: Right. 1124 00:44:33,028 --> 00:44:35,438 Well we'll just have to run focus numbers on this. 1125 00:44:35,473 --> 00:44:36,105 JILLIAN: Okay. 1126 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:37,197 Okay. 1127 00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:40,218 LACEY: We just thought you should know. 1128 00:44:40,294 --> 00:44:43,054 JILLIAN: I should probably go and get ready. 1129 00:44:43,131 --> 00:44:44,113 This was really great. 1130 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,448 Lovely. 1131 00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:46,173 Biscuits were delicious. 1132 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:52,230 I'm just gonna get ready for the symphony. 1133 00:44:52,306 --> 00:44:54,957 You know, you guys are all dressed up 1134 00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:56,125 and you too, you're dressed up too. 1135 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,643 You know, let me take out the trash. 1136 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,219 Excuse me. 1137 00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:00,738 (Laughing) 1138 00:45:03,802 --> 00:45:05,735 (Groaning) 1139 00:45:09,157 --> 00:45:10,239 JILLIAN: Oh, wow. 1140 00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:16,754 BLAKE: You know, I really can't figure you out. 1141 00:45:16,831 --> 00:45:18,089 JILLIAN: Oh, God, here we go again. 1142 00:45:18,166 --> 00:45:20,817 Let me guess, you have some thoughts to share now. 1143 00:45:20,819 --> 00:45:22,318 BLAKE: Just when I'm positive there's something 1144 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,761 janky about you, you change it up. 1145 00:45:25,824 --> 00:45:27,765 I don't get it, what is it, 1146 00:45:27,842 --> 00:45:29,826 some kind of truth cleanse before the campaign starts? 1147 00:45:29,828 --> 00:45:31,936 JILLIAN: No, I just find myself, 1148 00:45:32,013 --> 00:45:33,429 hopefully temporarily unable to lie. 1149 00:45:36,017 --> 00:45:37,942 BLAKE: All right then, for my peace of mind, 1150 00:45:38,019 --> 00:45:40,093 is there anything shady about you? 1151 00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:42,171 Anything that might hurt my brother? 1152 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:43,764 JILLIAN: Well, 1153 00:45:43,842 --> 00:45:45,450 this isn't shady about me 1154 00:45:45,526 --> 00:45:49,937 but I have done some research into Bill Festerman, 1155 00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:51,789 the guy who wants to back George. 1156 00:45:51,866 --> 00:45:53,866 I found a few things. 1157 00:45:53,943 --> 00:45:54,959 BLAKE: Like what? 1158 00:45:55,036 --> 00:45:56,035 JILLIAN: Cheating, fraud. 1159 00:45:56,111 --> 00:45:57,536 Nothing that could bring George down. 1160 00:45:57,613 --> 00:45:59,112 I mean, he's not attached to any of Festerman's businesses 1161 00:45:59,190 --> 00:46:03,042 but, all-in-all, Festerman is not a good guy 1162 00:46:03,118 --> 00:46:03,968 and I haven't told George any of this. 1163 00:46:06,364 --> 00:46:09,866 It's easier that way and it's better for the campaign. 1164 00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:13,552 George needs Festerman and he's gonna open the way 1165 00:46:13,629 --> 00:46:14,929 to other big donors. 1166 00:46:17,633 --> 00:46:18,316 BLAKE: I appreciate the candor. 1167 00:46:22,046 --> 00:46:22,937 And you should know, 1168 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:26,640 even though I disagree with George on a lot of things, 1169 00:46:26,718 --> 00:46:27,808 I still love him. 1170 00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:29,827 I don't think he's a bad guy or anything. 1171 00:46:29,904 --> 00:46:32,889 He's just always liked the spotlight 1172 00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:34,832 a little bit more than I have. 1173 00:46:34,909 --> 00:46:37,335 And his head can turn too easily, 1174 00:46:37,411 --> 00:46:40,004 so I just wanna make sure that he's surrounding himself 1175 00:46:40,081 --> 00:46:41,914 with the right kind of people. 1176 00:46:41,991 --> 00:46:42,840 JILLIAN: I am the right kind of people. 1177 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:45,676 BLAKE: We'll see. 1178 00:46:45,753 --> 00:46:47,086 JILLIAN: Will we? 1179 00:46:47,162 --> 00:46:50,330 You know, George and I both wanna change things. 1180 00:46:50,408 --> 00:46:52,408 And we're doing something 1181 00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:53,743 which is more than can be said about you. 1182 00:46:53,745 --> 00:46:55,928 I mean, George put together a whole charity event 1183 00:46:56,005 --> 00:46:59,006 at the symphony which you can't even be bothered to attend. 1184 00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:02,585 And here I thought George was the judgmental Beauman. 1185 00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:04,420 BLAKE: Uh huh. 1186 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:06,030 JILLIAN: What do you know? 1187 00:47:06,107 --> 00:47:08,181 You're just some guy with a tech device, 1188 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,349 futzing around a bunch of Christmas lights. 1189 00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:10,025 Have fun. 1190 00:47:12,613 --> 00:47:14,113 BLAKE: Tell the truth, 1191 00:47:14,189 --> 00:47:15,765 you really do like the lights, don't you? 1192 00:47:15,767 --> 00:47:15,898 JILLIAN: I friggin' love 'em! 1193 00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:20,327 (Upbeat Music) 1194 00:47:24,199 --> 00:47:25,216 ZOE: Sorry, Jill, 1195 00:47:25,293 --> 00:47:28,127 there's no Santa at the toy store today. 1196 00:47:28,203 --> 00:47:29,369 JILLIAN: We leave for the symphony at noon. 1197 00:47:29,447 --> 00:47:31,889 It is the day before Christmas in New York. 1198 00:47:31,966 --> 00:47:32,949 Can't you find another Santa? 1199 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:34,450 I'm out of options here. 1200 00:47:34,452 --> 00:47:35,726 ZOE: Any Santa? 1201 00:47:35,803 --> 00:47:36,953 JILLIAN: I don't know. 1202 00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:39,713 Just see what you can do, okay? 1203 00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:41,307 ZOE: All right. 1204 00:47:41,383 --> 00:47:42,900 I'll try a department store. 1205 00:47:42,977 --> 00:47:44,718 JILLIAN: Thank you, you're my hero, I love you. 1206 00:47:44,796 --> 00:47:45,795 ZOE: Yeah, always. 1207 00:47:45,797 --> 00:47:46,720 (Knocking) 1208 00:47:46,798 --> 00:47:47,405 JILLIAN: Come in. 1209 00:47:49,133 --> 00:47:51,150 GEORGE: Well, you look gorgeous. 1210 00:47:51,226 --> 00:47:51,317 JILLIAN: Thank you. GEORGE: Love those earrings. 1211 00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:53,903 But I would go with the studs. 1212 00:47:54,989 --> 00:47:56,414 Oh and great news. 1213 00:47:56,490 --> 00:47:57,990 Festerman just added two new donors to the golf weekend. 1214 00:47:58,067 --> 00:47:59,325 JILLIAN: Oh, that's wonderful. 1215 00:47:59,401 --> 00:48:01,234 GEORGE: I can't believe you haven't met his wife. 1216 00:48:01,312 --> 00:48:02,979 You're really gonna love her. 1217 00:48:02,981 --> 00:48:03,996 She's a real talker though. 1218 00:48:04,073 --> 00:48:04,663 Asks lots of questions. 1219 00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:10,094 (Ominous Music) 1220 00:48:49,118 --> 00:48:50,542 ZOE: Gucci Santa. 1221 00:48:50,619 --> 00:48:52,953 You're real. 1222 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:55,306 Santa, I hope this fur is faux. 1223 00:48:55,383 --> 00:48:57,199 SANTA: What do you need, Zoe? 1224 00:48:57,201 --> 00:48:58,959 I've got a busy day. 1225 00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:01,053 (Chuckling) 1226 00:49:01,130 --> 00:49:02,313 ZOE: Right, I'm here for Jillian. 1227 00:49:02,390 --> 00:49:03,555 You know, Welles. 1228 00:49:03,632 --> 00:49:05,983 SANTA: Believe me, I know who Jillian is. 1229 00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:11,138 Just tell me what she wants. 1230 00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:13,899 ZOE: Okay, cards on the table. 1231 00:49:13,976 --> 00:49:15,475 My girl fully admits she lied to the Poppy Dot 1232 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:18,888 but she wants me to assure you that she knows it was wrong 1233 00:49:18,890 --> 00:49:19,905 and she learned her lesson 1234 00:49:19,982 --> 00:49:21,815 and there are no hard feelings. 1235 00:49:21,893 --> 00:49:23,117 SANTA: Indeed, there aren't. 1236 00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:28,064 ZOE: My point is, she heard you loud and clear. 1237 00:49:28,066 --> 00:49:30,232 Lies are bad, mission accomplished. 1238 00:49:30,234 --> 00:49:31,567 We both know she's a decent person. 1239 00:49:31,569 --> 00:49:32,176 She's got big things ahead of her. 1240 00:49:32,253 --> 00:49:34,086 SANTA: Indeed, she does. 1241 00:49:35,406 --> 00:49:36,329 ZOE: Come on, dude. 1242 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:38,832 Can we just remove the curse, 1243 00:49:38,910 --> 00:49:40,351 or spell or whatever it is? 1244 00:49:40,428 --> 00:49:45,372 SANTA: What's happening to Jillian will end 1245 00:49:45,374 --> 00:49:46,816 SANTA: When it ends. 1246 00:49:46,892 --> 00:49:48,633 ZOE: But she needs to be at the symphony with George today. 1247 00:49:48,711 --> 00:49:50,544 He's counting on her. 1248 00:49:50,546 --> 00:49:54,398 SANTA: I've got an idea or two of my own about what she needs. 1249 00:49:54,475 --> 00:49:56,808 ZOE: Okay, let's get real here. 1250 00:49:56,886 --> 00:49:58,719 What's it gonna take, huh? 1251 00:49:58,721 --> 00:49:59,720 A good deed? 1252 00:49:59,722 --> 00:50:00,496 A donation? 1253 00:50:02,225 --> 00:50:03,574 Just putting it out there, 1254 00:50:03,650 --> 00:50:05,059 you, me and a pair of tweezers. 1255 00:50:05,061 --> 00:50:07,561 15 minutes, I can make those eyebrows snatched. 1256 00:50:07,563 --> 00:50:09,079 (Chuckling) 1257 00:50:09,156 --> 00:50:12,233 ZOE: What do you say? (Santa Chuckling) 1258 00:50:12,235 --> 00:50:14,068 SANTA: Goodbye, Zoe. 1259 00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:17,087 (Coo-coo Clock Hooting) 1260 00:50:17,164 --> 00:50:18,255 ZOE: Santa. 1261 00:50:31,754 --> 00:50:32,770 MOTHER: All right. 1262 00:50:32,846 --> 00:50:33,678 MEGAN: I wanna be in the front. 1263 00:50:33,756 --> 00:50:35,180 MOTHER: No, no, into the back. 1264 00:50:35,258 --> 00:50:36,848 You fold up easier than Grandma. 1265 00:50:36,926 --> 00:50:38,592 Here we go. 1266 00:50:38,594 --> 00:50:40,852 (Phone Ringing) 1267 00:50:40,930 --> 00:50:41,853 JILLIAN: Well? 1268 00:50:41,931 --> 00:50:43,205 ZOE: All right. 1269 00:50:43,282 --> 00:50:47,192 I just had a conversation with Gucci Santa in a bar. 1270 00:50:47,270 --> 00:50:48,544 What is happening? 1271 00:50:48,621 --> 00:50:51,547 Anyway, it looks like you were right about everything. 1272 00:50:51,624 --> 00:50:52,773 JILLIAN: I knew it. 1273 00:50:52,775 --> 00:50:54,875 (Dramatic Music) 1274 00:51:04,787 --> 00:51:06,395 ZOE: The problem is, he's not budging. 1275 00:51:06,472 --> 00:51:08,622 He wouldn't give me anything, nothing. 1276 00:51:08,624 --> 00:51:10,549 Just said it would wear off in its own time. 1277 00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:11,400 JILLIAN: What does that mean? GEORGE: Jillian! 1278 00:51:12,962 --> 00:51:14,236 JILLIAN: Okay. 1279 00:51:14,313 --> 00:51:15,387 Come on! 1280 00:51:15,464 --> 00:51:16,647 That does not help me. 1281 00:51:16,723 --> 00:51:18,315 Okay, we're about to leave. 1282 00:51:18,392 --> 00:51:19,909 ZOE: I'm sorry, I gave it my best shot. 1283 00:51:21,728 --> 00:51:22,820 And I don't want to talk ill of the red, 1284 00:51:22,896 --> 00:51:25,414 but I gotta say, he's kind of a hard-ass. 1285 00:51:25,491 --> 00:51:26,323 Real cute on that one. 1286 00:51:28,311 --> 00:51:29,401 Anyway, 1287 00:51:29,478 --> 00:51:30,086 sorry. 1288 00:51:31,071 --> 00:51:32,588 I'll talk to you later, okay? 1289 00:51:32,665 --> 00:51:33,914 Bye. 1290 00:51:35,818 --> 00:51:38,743 (Dramatic Music) 1291 00:51:38,821 --> 00:51:40,262 (Sighing) 1292 00:51:51,517 --> 00:51:53,275 GEORGE: Hey. 1293 00:51:53,352 --> 00:51:54,835 What's the matter, are you sick? JILLIAN: No. 1294 00:51:54,837 --> 00:51:55,594 GEORGE: All right, let's go, hop in. 1295 00:51:55,671 --> 00:51:58,430 JILLIAN: George, I can't. 1296 00:51:58,507 --> 00:51:59,506 GEORGE: Come on, we're already late. 1297 00:51:59,508 --> 00:52:01,024 JILLIAN: Do you trust me, George? 1298 00:52:01,101 --> 00:52:02,025 GEORGE: Of course I do. 1299 00:52:02,102 --> 00:52:02,860 JILLIAN: Okay. 1300 00:52:05,181 --> 00:52:06,771 I really wanna go with you, I really, really do. 1301 00:52:06,849 --> 00:52:10,367 But I just feel like I've been acting so strange lately, 1302 00:52:10,444 --> 00:52:12,019 I don't wanna embarrass you. 1303 00:52:12,021 --> 00:52:13,778 GEORGE: You would never embarrass me. 1304 00:52:13,856 --> 00:52:16,039 Look at you, you're perfect and I'm here. 1305 00:52:16,116 --> 00:52:18,359 I can cover for you if I have to. 1306 00:52:18,361 --> 00:52:19,710 But I need you, we're a team. 1307 00:52:19,786 --> 00:52:20,627 All right? 1308 00:52:22,698 --> 00:52:24,289 JILLIAN: I know it's a disappointment, okay? 1309 00:52:24,367 --> 00:52:29,628 But I think that it's for the best, okay? 1310 00:52:29,705 --> 00:52:31,889 I just, I can't go to the symphony, George. 1311 00:52:31,965 --> 00:52:34,208 GEORGE: I don't believe this. 1312 00:52:34,210 --> 00:52:36,152 Look, sweetie, clearly something is off with you. 1313 00:52:36,228 --> 00:52:39,155 I can't just leave you here, alone, all day long. 1314 00:52:39,231 --> 00:52:40,381 I'll be fine. 1315 00:52:40,383 --> 00:52:41,231 Go. 1316 00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:44,735 BLAKE: If you're worried about her being alone, 1317 00:52:44,811 --> 00:52:46,053 she can always tag along with me. 1318 00:52:46,055 --> 00:52:47,163 GEORGE: Thank you, that's nice. 1319 00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:48,664 But I'm sure Jillian isn't interested 1320 00:52:48,741 --> 00:52:51,834 in hanging out with Grandma and you at our cousin's place. 1321 00:52:51,911 --> 00:52:52,910 JILLIAN: That's your previous engagement? 1322 00:52:52,986 --> 00:52:54,319 Hanging out with your grandmother 1323 00:52:54,397 --> 00:52:56,413 at your cousin's place? BLAKE: All right, yes or no? 1324 00:52:56,490 --> 00:52:57,247 I gotta go too. 1325 00:52:57,900 --> 00:52:59,233 GEORGE: Jillian? 1326 00:52:59,235 --> 00:53:02,586 Do you wanna go to our cousin's place with Blake? 1327 00:53:02,663 --> 00:53:06,590 JILLIAN: If it means not going to the symphony, then yes. 1328 00:53:06,667 --> 00:53:07,832 GEORGE: The mayor's going to be there, the Festermans. 1329 00:53:07,910 --> 00:53:09,259 They're coming from New York to support me. 1330 00:53:09,336 --> 00:53:10,744 What will they think? 1331 00:53:10,746 --> 00:53:11,745 JILLIAN: They're gonna think a whole lot more of you 1332 00:53:11,747 --> 00:53:14,431 if I don't go. 1333 00:53:14,508 --> 00:53:17,026 I'm sorry George. 1334 00:53:18,845 --> 00:53:20,178 GEORGE: All right. 1335 00:53:20,256 --> 00:53:20,362 JILLIAN: Okay, it's for the best. 1336 00:53:21,607 --> 00:53:24,524 And we'll have a really great Christmas Eve. 1337 00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,262 GEORGE: Promise? 1338 00:53:28,264 --> 00:53:28,946 JILLIAN: I promise. 1339 00:53:29,856 --> 00:53:33,100 (Dramatic Music) 1340 00:53:33,102 --> 00:53:33,934 GEORGE: I hope so. 1341 00:53:33,936 --> 00:53:35,193 JILLIAN: Love you, Georgie. 1342 00:53:35,271 --> 00:53:37,195 (Car Honking) 1343 00:53:37,273 --> 00:53:37,955 JILLIAN: Oh, God. 1344 00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,334 (Upbeat Music) 1345 00:53:45,614 --> 00:53:47,223 GRANDMA: Tell me the truth. 1346 00:53:47,299 --> 00:53:49,132 They hate my stew, don't they? 1347 00:53:49,209 --> 00:53:50,208 JILLIAN: Pretty much. 1348 00:53:50,286 --> 00:53:52,636 GRANDMA: I knew it. 1349 00:53:52,713 --> 00:53:54,288 Bunch of idiots, why didn't they just tell me? 1350 00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:55,898 BLAKE: Hey, I told you. 1351 00:53:55,975 --> 00:53:57,291 GRANDMA: But you were the only one. 1352 00:53:57,293 --> 00:53:58,400 And you're a picky eater. 1353 00:53:58,477 --> 00:54:00,402 You don't even like my pie. 1354 00:54:00,479 --> 00:54:01,904 BLAKE: No, I like it. 1355 00:54:01,981 --> 00:54:03,689 I just really treasure my tooth enamel. 1356 00:54:06,469 --> 00:54:08,135 GRANDMA: Do you know how much time it takes 1357 00:54:08,137 --> 00:54:09,486 to make that stew? 1358 00:54:09,563 --> 00:54:12,230 Two whole days. 1359 00:54:12,308 --> 00:54:14,416 And my house smells for a week afterwards. 1360 00:54:14,493 --> 00:54:18,328 The only reason I make it at all is because they make 1361 00:54:18,405 --> 00:54:20,422 such a big deal raving about it every year! 1362 00:54:20,499 --> 00:54:22,240 JILLIAN: Well the good news is 1363 00:54:22,318 --> 00:54:23,984 that you don't have to make it anymore. 1364 00:54:23,986 --> 00:54:25,243 GRANDMA: No. 1365 00:54:25,321 --> 00:54:26,595 Now I'm gonna make it all the time 1366 00:54:26,672 --> 00:54:30,432 and gonna keep on making it and I'm gonna sit there 1367 00:54:30,509 --> 00:54:31,992 and enjoy watching them gulp it all down. 1368 00:54:31,994 --> 00:54:33,327 (Laughing) 1369 00:54:33,329 --> 00:54:35,604 BLAKE: This is why I love you so much, Grandma. 1370 00:54:37,666 --> 00:54:39,257 GRANDMA: Oh, life would be so much simpler 1371 00:54:39,335 --> 00:54:41,092 if people would tell the truth. 1372 00:54:41,170 --> 00:54:43,729 (Pleasant Beat Music) 1373 00:54:47,676 --> 00:54:50,844 JILLIAN: Oh, "Our Cousin's Place." 1374 00:54:50,846 --> 00:54:51,695 I get it. 1375 00:54:51,772 --> 00:54:54,781 ♪ Celebrate ♪ 1376 00:55:01,190 --> 00:55:02,781 BLAKE: All right, ladies. 1377 00:55:02,858 --> 00:55:05,042 We got some work to do. 1378 00:55:05,118 --> 00:55:06,135 JILLIAN: What do you mean, work? 1379 00:55:06,211 --> 00:55:07,285 I thought we were hanging out. 1380 00:55:07,363 --> 00:55:09,138 BLAKE: Yeah, we are after. 1381 00:55:09,214 --> 00:55:09,805 Here, you'll need this. 1382 00:55:14,036 --> 00:55:14,593 GRANDMA: Put it on. 1383 00:55:17,723 --> 00:55:18,647 BLAKE: All right, guys, we got our stocking of wishes 1384 00:55:18,724 --> 00:55:20,316 and we got our stations. 1385 00:55:20,392 --> 00:55:22,709 We're no stopping until this bag is empty. 1386 00:55:22,711 --> 00:55:24,135 After that, come back here and party. 1387 00:55:24,213 --> 00:55:25,045 How's that sound? 1388 00:55:25,047 --> 00:55:26,438 (Cheering) 1389 00:55:28,642 --> 00:55:31,051 JILLIAN: What do I do? 1390 00:55:31,053 --> 00:55:31,401 BLAKE: I guess you're with me. 1391 00:55:33,647 --> 00:55:36,557 (Joyful Christmas Music) 1392 00:55:36,559 --> 00:55:39,984 JILLIAN: "Ingredients for any kind of Christmas dinner 1393 00:55:40,062 --> 00:55:42,171 "and a small gift for my granddaughter." 1394 00:55:42,247 --> 00:55:43,413 "I lost my job this year. 1395 00:55:43,490 --> 00:55:44,840 "My wish would be a boy's bike for my son, 1396 00:55:44,917 --> 00:55:47,292 "but I would be grateful for any toy I could give him." 1397 00:55:48,587 --> 00:55:49,345 BLAKE: I need a turkey. 1398 00:55:52,758 --> 00:55:54,591 JILLIAN: "Something for a girl, eight to ten." 1399 00:55:54,668 --> 00:55:55,926 Glitter set and pony. 1400 00:55:57,246 --> 00:55:58,837 GRANDMA: Corn. 1401 00:55:58,914 --> 00:55:59,688 Potatoes, apples. 1402 00:56:02,175 --> 00:56:03,934 Another eggnog! 1403 00:56:04,010 --> 00:56:05,102 BLAKE: Thanks. 1404 00:56:05,178 --> 00:56:07,529 I'll load the rest. 1405 00:56:07,606 --> 00:56:08,513 Can you load those addresses into the GPS? 1406 00:56:08,591 --> 00:56:09,314 JILLIAN: Okay. 1407 00:56:12,428 --> 00:56:16,446 ♪ It's Santa's Jolly ho-ho-ho ♪ 1408 00:56:16,523 --> 00:56:19,558 ♪ And the streets are filling up with snow ♪ 1409 00:56:19,635 --> 00:56:21,860 ♪ Christmas ♪ 1410 00:56:21,937 --> 00:56:25,881 ♪ This is Christmas ♪ 1411 00:56:25,958 --> 00:56:27,207 ♪ Tonight ♪ 1412 00:56:30,963 --> 00:56:32,003 JILLIAN: Special delivery! 1413 00:56:36,301 --> 00:56:37,726 JILLIAN: Hi. 1414 00:56:37,803 --> 00:56:39,469 BLAKE: You got room for a turkey? 1415 00:56:39,546 --> 00:56:41,805 JILLIAN: Merry Christmas! 1416 00:56:41,882 --> 00:56:45,225 ♪ Dad is holding mom under the mistletoe ♪ 1417 00:56:47,796 --> 00:56:53,150 ♪ As they sing another verse of Let it snow ♪ 1418 00:56:53,226 --> 00:56:53,892 BLAKE: Pretty good for a first run. 1419 00:56:53,969 --> 00:56:54,635 JILLIAN: Why, thank you. 1420 00:56:54,637 --> 00:56:57,638 I rather enjoyed that. 1421 00:56:57,640 --> 00:56:59,415 BLAKE: That's what we call "sleighing it." 1422 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:01,158 (Laughing) 1423 00:57:09,168 --> 00:57:11,209 GEORGE: Looking forward to that Tweet tomorrow, sir. 1424 00:57:14,748 --> 00:57:16,339 GEORGE: Bill, Irene. 1425 00:57:16,416 --> 00:57:17,824 So good to see you, I'm glad you could make it. 1426 00:57:17,826 --> 00:57:19,101 BILL: Are you excited about that announcement tomorrow? 1427 00:57:19,178 --> 00:57:20,919 GEORGE: Of course, of course. 1428 00:57:20,996 --> 00:57:22,420 I just wish Jillian were here. 1429 00:57:22,498 --> 00:57:25,774 She's feeling a little off today. 1430 00:57:25,851 --> 00:57:27,350 I really wanted the two of you to meet. 1431 00:57:27,427 --> 00:57:28,018 IRENE: Oh, that would've been so nice. 1432 00:57:28,094 --> 00:57:29,352 JUAN: Mr. Beauman. 1433 00:57:29,429 --> 00:57:33,006 Juan Gutierrez for the New York Banner newspaper. 1434 00:57:33,008 --> 00:57:34,691 Care to comment on the rumors that you're about to run? 1435 00:57:34,768 --> 00:57:36,434 A little Christmas Eve exclusive. 1436 00:57:36,512 --> 00:57:38,269 GEORGE: Nice try, Juan. 1437 00:57:38,347 --> 00:57:39,680 BILL: Hold on a sec, that's not a bad idea. 1438 00:57:39,682 --> 00:57:41,198 We could make something of it. 1439 00:57:41,274 --> 00:57:42,607 You in the house you grew up in. 1440 00:57:42,685 --> 00:57:46,203 And you did just say you wanted Jillian to meet Irene. 1441 00:57:46,279 --> 00:57:47,796 GEORGE: Yeah. 1442 00:57:47,873 --> 00:57:50,799 I don't know, Jillian's, (Chuckling) 1443 00:57:50,876 --> 00:57:51,800 GEORGE: She's not really herself right now. 1444 00:57:51,877 --> 00:57:53,302 BILL: Oh, come on, George. 1445 00:57:53,378 --> 00:57:55,587 A good politician knows how to seize the moment, right? 1446 00:57:59,626 --> 00:58:02,219 GEORGE: That's a good point, that's a good point. 1447 00:58:02,295 --> 00:58:04,128 What do you guys think? 1448 00:58:04,206 --> 00:58:05,555 FATHER: I think it's a good point. 1449 00:58:05,632 --> 00:58:06,556 MOTHER: It is, it's an excellent, excellent point. 1450 00:58:06,633 --> 00:58:07,483 FATHER: It is, it's a great point. 1451 00:58:07,559 --> 00:58:08,375 MOTHER: Yes. 1452 00:58:08,377 --> 00:58:11,394 (Somber Blues Music) 1453 00:58:15,718 --> 00:58:18,327 ♪ Jolly old Saint Nicholas ♪ 1454 00:58:18,403 --> 00:58:20,645 ♪ Lean your ear this way ♪ 1455 00:58:20,723 --> 00:58:23,573 ♪ Don't you tell a single soul ♪ 1456 00:58:23,650 --> 00:58:25,817 JILLIAN: How is your grandma? 1457 00:58:25,894 --> 00:58:26,985 You sure she's gonna be okay? 1458 00:58:27,062 --> 00:58:28,228 BLAKE: Oh yeah. 1459 00:58:28,230 --> 00:58:30,247 Hazel took her home. 1460 00:58:30,323 --> 00:58:32,341 One rendition of "Jingle Bell Rock" and a few eggnogs 1461 00:58:32,417 --> 00:58:33,583 and she was toasted. 1462 00:58:36,071 --> 00:58:39,515 JILLIAN: Well, ho, ho, ho. 1463 00:58:39,591 --> 00:58:40,465 How'd you start this whole thing? 1464 00:58:42,502 --> 00:58:45,245 BLAKE: I was at the grocery store just buying beer 1465 00:58:45,247 --> 00:58:46,671 for a friend's party one night 1466 00:58:46,749 --> 00:58:47,681 and there was this couple behind me. 1467 00:58:49,342 --> 00:58:51,860 And they had just gotten off work 1468 00:58:51,937 --> 00:58:52,644 and they were both just whipped out. 1469 00:58:54,773 --> 00:58:57,015 She's asking him about his back 1470 00:58:57,092 --> 00:58:59,034 and he's asking her about their bank account. 1471 00:59:01,613 --> 00:59:03,205 Christmas was right around the corner 1472 00:59:03,282 --> 00:59:05,207 and they were talking about how they didn't 1473 00:59:05,284 --> 00:59:06,783 have enough money to buy presents for their kids. 1474 00:59:09,362 --> 00:59:11,713 It was kinda hard to hear, you know? 1475 00:59:11,790 --> 00:59:14,866 And I wanted to do something or say something 1476 00:59:14,943 --> 00:59:15,625 or help somehow 1477 00:59:17,871 --> 00:59:21,965 but it was awkward, so I just let it pass. 1478 00:59:22,042 --> 00:59:23,633 JILLIAN: I mean, what can you do? 1479 00:59:23,710 --> 00:59:24,217 BLAKE: Right. 1480 00:59:26,212 --> 00:59:28,955 So later that night, the party ends up here 1481 00:59:28,957 --> 00:59:30,899 and it's talent night and I lose a bet 1482 00:59:32,719 --> 00:59:35,645 and find myself up on stage 1483 00:59:35,722 --> 00:59:38,298 trying desperately to remember any of the lyrics 1484 00:59:38,300 --> 00:59:40,984 to any Michael Jackson song, 1485 00:59:41,061 --> 00:59:42,736 wishing I could be anywhere else 1486 00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:45,581 and I look up 1487 00:59:47,901 --> 00:59:49,901 and way in the back is that same dad 1488 00:59:49,978 --> 00:59:50,869 from the grocery store with the bad back 1489 00:59:52,815 --> 00:59:54,756 and he's busing tables. 1490 00:59:54,833 --> 00:59:55,424 JILLIAN: No. 1491 00:59:56,910 --> 01:00:01,822 BLAKE: I'm on stage and there's a group of people here 1492 01:00:01,824 --> 01:00:03,006 and I have a microphone in my hand 1493 01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:04,766 and if that's not a sign, then what is? 1494 01:00:08,588 --> 01:00:10,272 There was just this moment, and for once, I took it. 1495 01:00:12,425 --> 01:00:13,442 I pitched this 1496 01:00:16,521 --> 01:00:17,437 and it became a thing. 1497 01:00:18,841 --> 01:00:22,359 JILLIAN: How does George not know about all this? 1498 01:00:22,435 --> 01:00:24,953 BLAKE: He does, sort of. 1499 01:00:25,030 --> 01:00:27,605 I think he just thinks about it as a bunch of drunk people 1500 01:00:27,683 --> 01:00:30,775 hanging out with a donation jar 1501 01:00:30,853 --> 01:00:32,869 sitting on the bar counter, you know? 1502 01:00:32,946 --> 01:00:34,445 JILLIAN: But it's so much more than that. 1503 01:00:34,523 --> 01:00:35,780 You should share it with him. 1504 01:00:35,858 --> 01:00:38,800 BLAKE: Yeah, well, I'm honestly kinda happy 1505 01:00:38,877 --> 01:00:41,378 that it's off his radar. 1506 01:00:41,454 --> 01:00:42,804 The last thing that I would want is for George 1507 01:00:42,881 --> 01:00:44,030 to swoop in, roll up his sleeves and turn it into 1508 01:00:44,032 --> 01:00:46,290 some kind of photo op, you know? 1509 01:00:46,368 --> 01:00:46,808 Just kinda kill it for me. 1510 01:00:49,796 --> 01:00:50,887 We just roll differently. 1511 01:00:52,207 --> 01:00:53,598 JILLIAN: Yeah. 1512 01:00:55,210 --> 01:00:57,878 ♪ Christmas Eve is coming soon ♪ 1513 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:01,915 ♪ Now you dear old man ♪ 1514 01:01:01,917 --> 01:01:03,325 BLAKE: You do know at some point I'm gonna have to ask you 1515 01:01:03,402 --> 01:01:06,903 why you're here and not at the symphony with George, right? 1516 01:01:09,391 --> 01:01:11,074 (Cheering) 1517 01:01:12,561 --> 01:01:14,786 (Applauding) 1518 01:01:18,083 --> 01:01:19,733 BLAKE: Come on. 1519 01:01:19,735 --> 01:01:20,834 What's really going on with you? 1520 01:01:26,074 --> 01:01:27,498 HOST: Well, that's it folks. 1521 01:01:27,576 --> 01:01:30,410 Unless anyone else wants to throw their hat in the ring. 1522 01:01:30,412 --> 01:01:32,503 It looks Garrett, here, is gonna win the talent trophy 1523 01:01:32,581 --> 01:01:34,080 for the third straight year. 1524 01:01:34,082 --> 01:01:35,749 What about it? 1525 01:01:35,751 --> 01:01:37,100 Anybody out there think they can top Garrett? 1526 01:01:37,177 --> 01:01:38,527 JILLIAN: I can! 1527 01:01:39,846 --> 01:01:40,862 BLAKE: I'm sorry, what? 1528 01:01:40,939 --> 01:01:42,255 HOST: Was that a yes over there? 1529 01:01:42,257 --> 01:01:43,757 BLAKE: We gotta yes back here. 1530 01:01:43,759 --> 01:01:46,201 JILLIAN: I said that I can, I didn't say that I want to. 1531 01:01:46,278 --> 01:01:47,427 BLAKE: This woman's a yes! 1532 01:01:47,429 --> 01:01:48,929 HOST: Over there! 1533 01:01:48,931 --> 01:01:50,354 Give it up for the smoking lady in the red. 1534 01:01:50,432 --> 01:01:51,781 (Cheering) 1535 01:02:00,459 --> 01:02:02,551 (Applauding) 1536 01:02:07,950 --> 01:02:08,548 HOST: Please, tell us your name. 1537 01:02:09,952 --> 01:02:11,634 JILLIAN: Jillian. 1538 01:02:11,711 --> 01:02:13,711 HOST: You any good, Jillian. 1539 01:02:13,789 --> 01:02:14,971 JILLIAN: I'm very funny. 1540 01:02:15,048 --> 01:02:16,456 (Audience Laughing) 1541 01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:16,890 HOST: All right, take it away. 1542 01:02:19,628 --> 01:02:20,810 JILLIAN: Woo, thank you, guy. 1543 01:02:22,222 --> 01:02:23,646 How's everybody doing? 1544 01:02:23,723 --> 01:02:24,740 You guys excited for Christmas? 1545 01:02:24,816 --> 01:02:26,858 (Cheering) 1546 01:02:29,304 --> 01:02:30,394 JILLIAN: I'm here right now meeting 1547 01:02:30,472 --> 01:02:31,988 my boyfriend's parents for the first time. 1548 01:02:32,065 --> 01:02:36,567 Meeting the parents, that's so scary, isn't it? 1549 01:02:36,645 --> 01:02:37,994 I've only been with them for 24 hours. 1550 01:02:38,071 --> 01:02:41,164 It only took me 24 seconds to mess the whole thing up. 1551 01:02:41,241 --> 01:02:42,499 (Laughing) 1552 01:02:42,575 --> 01:02:44,593 JILLIAN: Like, I don't even know what I did wrong. 1553 01:02:44,669 --> 01:02:45,594 I'm just ruining stuff, you know? 1554 01:02:45,670 --> 01:02:46,820 I'm a professional ruiner. 1555 01:02:46,822 --> 01:02:48,171 "Hi, I'm Jillian. 1556 01:02:48,248 --> 01:02:50,081 "I'm a ruiner. 1557 01:02:50,158 --> 01:02:51,916 "I'm here to ruin Christmas for everybody. 1558 01:02:51,994 --> 01:02:53,935 "You know, you can hire my services 1559 01:02:54,012 --> 01:02:55,829 "with my Jillian Ruins Christmas App. 1560 01:02:55,831 --> 01:02:57,497 "I got you, fam, I got you." 1561 01:02:57,499 --> 01:02:59,015 (Laughing) 1562 01:02:59,092 --> 01:03:03,169 JILLIAN: Imagine you had to get through Christmas without lying. 1563 01:03:03,171 --> 01:03:05,596 Like, show of hands, who thinks they can 1564 01:03:05,674 --> 01:03:07,265 get through the holidays without lying? 1565 01:03:07,342 --> 01:03:09,025 Nobody, I don't see any hands. 1566 01:03:09,102 --> 01:03:12,937 Now you put your hand down because you are a big liar. 1567 01:03:13,015 --> 01:03:13,455 I can tell, I can tell from here. 1568 01:03:14,941 --> 01:03:18,109 Like, what if you had some kind of a Christmas curse 1569 01:03:18,186 --> 01:03:20,796 that made you have to be honest all the time? 1570 01:03:20,872 --> 01:03:22,964 Like imagine the family dinner, you know? 1571 01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:24,874 You're just like, "Hey, how's cousin Carol? 1572 01:03:24,951 --> 01:03:25,783 "She's in jail, pass the cheese." 1573 01:03:25,861 --> 01:03:27,210 Like, "What? (Laughing) 1574 01:03:27,287 --> 01:03:30,972 JILLIAN: "I thought we all agreed she was in college." 1575 01:03:31,049 --> 01:03:33,958 (Laughing) 1576 01:03:34,036 --> 01:03:35,793 JILLIAN: You know, there's always like the one relative 1577 01:03:35,871 --> 01:03:38,555 like pretending to be extra sickly in the corner 1578 01:03:38,631 --> 01:03:41,132 just to see how much you care, you know what I mean? 1579 01:03:41,209 --> 01:03:44,060 It's like, "Why are you on oxygen?" 1580 01:03:44,137 --> 01:03:45,728 You know what I mean? (Laughing) 1581 01:03:45,805 --> 01:03:46,896 JILLIAN: It's Christmas. 1582 01:03:46,973 --> 01:03:48,156 Like it's winter time. 1583 01:03:48,233 --> 01:03:50,659 You should be in a hospital if it's that bad, 1584 01:03:50,735 --> 01:03:51,551 but it's not that bad. 1585 01:03:51,553 --> 01:03:52,310 They're messing with you. 1586 01:03:52,387 --> 01:03:53,662 They're slow playing you. 1587 01:03:53,738 --> 01:03:55,405 (Laughing) 1588 01:03:55,481 --> 01:03:59,334 JILLIAN: My boyfriend's mom has this weird bird fetish 1589 01:03:59,411 --> 01:04:02,062 that has gone unchecked for years. 1590 01:04:02,064 --> 01:04:04,506 Like, everything in the house has some kind of a bird on it. 1591 01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:08,418 You know, you're sleeping on the goose down comforter, 1592 01:04:08,494 --> 01:04:10,086 surrounded by angry birds. 1593 01:04:10,163 --> 01:04:13,664 It's like she's never heard of Hitchcock at all. 1594 01:04:13,742 --> 01:04:15,742 This is not scary at all. 1595 01:04:15,744 --> 01:04:17,835 I went down to get some breakfast in the kitchen. 1596 01:04:17,913 --> 01:04:19,337 It was like, "bacaw!" 1597 01:04:19,414 --> 01:04:23,600 Suddenly I'm in a weird diorama of "The Land Before Time." 1598 01:04:23,676 --> 01:04:26,528 (Laughing) 1599 01:04:26,605 --> 01:04:30,106 JILLIAN: We're all under so much pressure during the holidays 1600 01:04:31,927 --> 01:04:34,352 to put on airs, you know? 1601 01:04:34,429 --> 01:04:36,930 To try to be someone that we think 1602 01:04:36,932 --> 01:04:39,875 families want us to be somehow. 1603 01:04:39,951 --> 01:04:41,376 Then there are people like Blake, over here. 1604 01:04:41,453 --> 01:04:44,379 Blake, he doesn't put on airs or deodorant. 1605 01:04:44,456 --> 01:04:45,605 (Laughing) 1606 01:04:45,607 --> 01:04:47,048 JILLIAN: Smell you later. 1607 01:04:49,202 --> 01:04:51,535 But, I mean, he's a good guy. 1608 01:04:51,613 --> 01:04:53,204 I will tell you, when I first met Blake, 1609 01:04:53,281 --> 01:04:55,206 I thought he was an ax murderer. 1610 01:04:55,283 --> 01:04:58,635 I mean, he's standing there, he's hold a rusty ax. 1611 01:04:58,711 --> 01:04:59,953 He's wearing these goggles. 1612 01:04:59,955 --> 01:05:01,229 And you know he has that predatory stare he does. 1613 01:05:01,306 --> 01:05:04,566 Like he's silently judging you, you know what I mean? 1614 01:05:04,643 --> 01:05:06,050 (Laughing) 1615 01:05:06,128 --> 01:05:08,186 JILLIAN: He's trying to price your organs. 1616 01:05:09,555 --> 01:05:11,555 No, seriously, this guy, 1617 01:05:11,633 --> 01:05:15,744 he's got one of those soft, chewy centers, you know? 1618 01:05:15,820 --> 01:05:18,304 Those people have the tough exterior 1619 01:05:18,306 --> 01:05:20,731 but once you get behind the hockey mask 1620 01:05:20,809 --> 01:05:22,400 there's a really nice guy in there. 1621 01:05:22,477 --> 01:05:25,495 The kind of guy who sees a family struggling 1622 01:05:25,571 --> 01:05:27,830 and builds a whole world out of it. 1623 01:05:27,907 --> 01:05:30,241 That brings people together 1624 01:05:30,318 --> 01:05:32,335 and delivers Christmas presents to everyone. 1625 01:05:32,412 --> 01:05:34,578 He's like a real life Santa Claus. 1626 01:05:34,656 --> 01:05:36,080 (Applauding) 1627 01:05:36,158 --> 01:05:38,099 JILLIAN: All right, so let's give it up for Blake, 1628 01:05:38,176 --> 01:05:40,751 the ax murderer with a heart of gold 1629 01:05:40,829 --> 01:05:42,771 and the unidentifiable finger prints, 1630 01:05:42,847 --> 01:05:44,497 the guy who put us all together. 1631 01:05:44,499 --> 01:05:46,274 (Cheering) 1632 01:05:46,351 --> 01:05:49,169 JILLIAN: I love you, my name is Jillian, that's my time. 1633 01:05:49,171 --> 01:05:50,111 Goodnight. 1634 01:05:50,188 --> 01:05:51,095 BLAKE: Yeah! 1635 01:05:51,173 --> 01:05:53,064 (Applauding) 1636 01:05:56,178 --> 01:05:57,360 HOST: What do we think, people? 1637 01:05:57,437 --> 01:05:58,678 Did she top Garrett? 1638 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:01,456 (Cheering) 1639 01:06:01,533 --> 01:06:02,348 HOST: Come on people, what do you say? 1640 01:06:02,350 --> 01:06:03,291 Who's slaying it? 1641 01:06:03,368 --> 01:06:04,517 Garrett 1642 01:06:04,519 --> 01:06:05,627 or Jillian? 1643 01:06:05,704 --> 01:06:06,610 CROWD: Jillian! 1644 01:06:06,688 --> 01:06:08,705 Jillian! 1645 01:06:08,781 --> 01:06:09,706 CROWD: Jillian! 1646 01:06:09,782 --> 01:06:11,282 Jillian! 1647 01:06:11,359 --> 01:06:12,467 Jillian! 1648 01:06:12,544 --> 01:06:14,135 Jillian! 1649 01:06:14,212 --> 01:06:15,136 Jillian! 1650 01:06:16,865 --> 01:06:18,139 (Cheering) 1651 01:06:18,216 --> 01:06:21,701 HOST: That's right, this year's coveted talent trophy 1652 01:06:21,703 --> 01:06:23,720 goes to the lady in red, it's Jillian! 1653 01:06:23,796 --> 01:06:26,889 (Cheering) 1654 01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:27,965 JILLIAN: Thank you so much! 1655 01:06:28,043 --> 01:06:30,143 (Applauding) 1656 01:06:33,548 --> 01:06:37,717 BLAKE: Wow, that was amazing, how'd it feel up there? 1657 01:06:37,719 --> 01:06:39,828 JILLIAN: So good. 1658 01:06:39,904 --> 01:06:42,388 I just love this big trophy. 1659 01:06:42,390 --> 01:06:43,665 BLAKE: Hey, you earned it, congrats. 1660 01:06:43,742 --> 01:06:45,667 JILLIAN: Thank you. 1661 01:06:45,744 --> 01:06:49,487 You know who would not have been thrilled by all this? 1662 01:06:49,564 --> 01:06:50,821 George. BLAKE: Ah. 1663 01:06:50,899 --> 01:06:54,342 JILLIAN: He's projecting and protecting the image 1664 01:06:54,419 --> 01:06:55,677 all the time. BLAKE: It's a great image. 1665 01:06:57,072 --> 01:06:58,013 Keep it. 1666 01:06:59,741 --> 01:07:00,673 Where did you learn how to do that? 1667 01:07:02,093 --> 01:07:04,335 JILLIAN: True story. 1668 01:07:04,412 --> 01:07:08,857 I grew up in a town not much bigger than this 1669 01:07:08,933 --> 01:07:10,674 and those families we helped today, 1670 01:07:10,752 --> 01:07:12,418 that was me. 1671 01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:16,256 My mom was a single mom pretty much in the same predicament 1672 01:07:16,258 --> 01:07:18,366 as that couple that you overheard 1673 01:07:18,443 --> 01:07:19,484 at the grocery store that day. 1674 01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:23,038 My mom, she struggled a lot. 1675 01:07:23,114 --> 01:07:25,098 She worked really, really hard 1676 01:07:25,100 --> 01:07:28,434 and I felt pretty helpless as a kid 1677 01:07:28,436 --> 01:07:29,285 but there was one thing that I could do. 1678 01:07:30,789 --> 01:07:32,272 I could make her laugh. 1679 01:07:32,274 --> 01:07:37,218 And when she laughed, I mean, her face just lit up 1680 01:07:37,295 --> 01:07:39,170 and all the stress just melted away. 1681 01:07:41,707 --> 01:07:42,548 It was the best thing in the world. 1682 01:07:45,136 --> 01:07:47,620 I bet it was. 1683 01:07:47,622 --> 01:07:49,880 And then, for fun, me and my best friend, Zoe, 1684 01:07:49,958 --> 01:07:52,308 we used to do these ridiculous comedy bits 1685 01:07:52,385 --> 01:07:53,459 at the community center. 1686 01:07:53,461 --> 01:07:55,795 BLAKE: Ah, okay. 1687 01:07:55,797 --> 01:07:57,405 JILLIAN: Every week they had a talent show 1688 01:07:57,482 --> 01:07:59,632 or a contest or something 1689 01:07:59,634 --> 01:08:01,692 and we practically lived at that place. 1690 01:08:03,471 --> 01:08:06,306 When I was 16, my mom met someone 1691 01:08:06,308 --> 01:08:09,918 and he was nice and he had money, 1692 01:08:09,994 --> 01:08:11,494 so suddenly I was in private school 1693 01:08:14,482 --> 01:08:17,741 and humor was not gonna help me there. 1694 01:08:17,819 --> 01:08:19,577 It was about image and status 1695 01:08:19,654 --> 01:08:20,545 and poise. 1696 01:08:22,657 --> 01:08:25,491 I just had to fit in with everybody. 1697 01:08:25,493 --> 01:08:28,937 So, little by little, I folded up shop on who I was before 1698 01:08:29,013 --> 01:08:32,273 and the next thing you know, I didn't feel funny anymore. 1699 01:08:36,504 --> 01:08:39,447 BLAKE: Well, I can tell you that you definitely still got it. 1700 01:08:39,524 --> 01:08:40,782 (Laughing) 1701 01:08:40,859 --> 01:08:42,450 BLAKE: Honestly, that's impressive just being able 1702 01:08:42,527 --> 01:08:45,695 to bust out a performance like that out of nowhere. 1703 01:08:45,771 --> 01:08:47,196 JILLIAN: It's crazy but I mean, 1704 01:08:47,273 --> 01:08:47,938 when you're out there it just goes on 1705 01:08:48,016 --> 01:08:49,273 like a switch, you know? 1706 01:08:49,351 --> 01:08:52,702 BLAKE: Yeah, that's a really good skill to have. 1707 01:08:52,778 --> 01:08:53,628 JILLIAN: I guess so. 1708 01:08:53,705 --> 01:08:54,203 I mean, in a way, 1709 01:08:56,691 --> 01:08:59,525 when I met George he was pretty much 1710 01:08:59,527 --> 01:09:01,285 already well known in the political sphere, 1711 01:09:01,363 --> 01:09:03,621 so it's been helpful because I feel like 1712 01:09:03,698 --> 01:09:09,702 I've had to be on the entire time. 1713 01:09:09,704 --> 01:09:11,795 BLAKE: That's no way to live your life. 1714 01:09:11,873 --> 01:09:14,765 And George, I worry about him. 1715 01:09:18,546 --> 01:09:21,397 You know, when he makes his announcement tomorrow 1716 01:09:21,474 --> 01:09:25,234 about his campaign with the former mayor endorsing him 1717 01:09:25,311 --> 01:09:26,277 and this Festerman guy backing him, 1718 01:09:29,482 --> 01:09:30,823 I mean, there's no coming back from that. 1719 01:09:32,318 --> 01:09:33,743 For either of you. 1720 01:09:34,896 --> 01:09:37,330 (Dramatic Music) 1721 01:09:39,751 --> 01:09:40,416 JILLIAN: George! 1722 01:09:40,493 --> 01:09:42,993 Oh my God, the symphony! 1723 01:09:43,071 --> 01:09:44,495 I told him I was gonna be back to meet him! 1724 01:09:44,572 --> 01:09:45,296 We gotta go! We gotta go, right now! 1725 01:09:52,764 --> 01:09:55,857 JILLIAN: Wow. BLAKE: Looks like they're back. 1726 01:09:55,934 --> 01:09:56,691 And then some. 1727 01:09:58,844 --> 01:09:59,694 Why don't you go inside, I'll park. 1728 01:10:04,926 --> 01:10:06,201 JILLIAN: Thanks, Blake. 1729 01:10:06,277 --> 01:10:07,360 This day was pretty great. 1730 01:10:09,188 --> 01:10:10,205 I felt like myself. 1731 01:10:19,365 --> 01:10:22,458 (Chuckling) 1732 01:10:22,535 --> 01:10:24,877 (People Chattering) 1733 01:10:27,966 --> 01:10:30,558 GEORGE: There you are, I was getting worried. 1734 01:10:30,635 --> 01:10:32,727 Are you feeling better? 1735 01:10:32,804 --> 01:10:33,886 JILLIAN: I was a second ago. 1736 01:10:37,625 --> 01:10:38,958 Mister and Misses Festerman are here. 1737 01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,310 (Pleasant Music) 1738 01:10:43,465 --> 01:10:45,222 (Somber Music) 1739 01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:46,682 GEORGE: Yeah. 1740 01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:48,910 The Festermans were so upset they didn't get to see you 1741 01:10:48,987 --> 01:10:52,062 that I figured why not invite everyone from the symphony 1742 01:10:52,140 --> 01:10:56,309 and our neighbors back to the house for a little party. 1743 01:10:56,311 --> 01:10:59,403 JILLIAN: This is so unexpected. 1744 01:10:59,481 --> 01:11:00,738 (Clearing Throat) 1745 01:11:00,815 --> 01:11:02,906 GEORGE: Oh and I believe you know Juan Gutierrez. 1746 01:11:02,984 --> 01:11:04,908 I thought you could give him a little scoop. 1747 01:11:04,986 --> 01:11:06,486 JILLIAN: Hello, again. 1748 01:11:06,488 --> 01:11:09,097 JUAN: You never did get back to me on clarifying that quote. 1749 01:11:09,173 --> 01:11:11,766 JILLIAN: That's because I was sidestepping you, Juan. 1750 01:11:11,843 --> 01:11:13,493 (Chuckling) 1751 01:11:13,495 --> 01:11:14,269 BILL: Jillian! 1752 01:11:18,166 --> 01:11:19,832 JILLIAN: I have to go to my room right now. 1753 01:11:19,834 --> 01:11:20,683 GEORGE: Uh. 1754 01:11:22,504 --> 01:11:24,595 Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go, huh? 1755 01:11:24,672 --> 01:11:27,173 Come on, let's go have a drink. 1756 01:11:27,175 --> 01:11:28,766 JILLIAN: Come on, pick up, pick up! 1757 01:11:28,843 --> 01:11:30,343 Pick up! 1758 01:11:30,345 --> 01:11:31,527 ZOE: Jillian, what happened? 1759 01:11:31,604 --> 01:11:33,012 Did you got to the symphony? JILLIAN: No. 1760 01:11:33,014 --> 01:11:34,572 I went to some charity thing and won a trophy at a bar. 1761 01:11:35,683 --> 01:11:36,958 ZOE: That's cool. 1762 01:11:37,035 --> 01:11:39,368 JILLIAN: Then George went and brought the Festermans 1763 01:11:39,445 --> 01:11:41,871 back from the symphony along with a reporter. 1764 01:11:41,947 --> 01:11:43,523 ZOE: Not cool. 1765 01:11:43,525 --> 01:11:45,708 JILLIAN: I can't lie, I can't spin. 1766 01:11:45,785 --> 01:11:46,784 What am I gonna do? 1767 01:11:46,861 --> 01:11:49,529 (Knocking) 1768 01:11:49,531 --> 01:11:51,973 GEORGE: Jillian, the Festermans are waiting for you downstairs 1769 01:11:52,050 --> 01:11:53,957 and so is Mr. Gutierrez. 1770 01:11:54,035 --> 01:11:54,867 I don't understand what's going on with you. 1771 01:11:54,869 --> 01:11:56,126 It's like you've checked out. 1772 01:11:56,204 --> 01:11:59,055 This is crunch time for us, for the campaign. 1773 01:11:59,131 --> 01:12:00,315 Are you coming down? 1774 01:12:05,213 --> 01:12:06,562 JILLIAN: Damn it. 1775 01:12:06,639 --> 01:12:08,397 I am getting way too good at this. 1776 01:12:08,474 --> 01:12:09,732 ZOE: Stop jumping out of houses. 1777 01:12:09,809 --> 01:12:12,318 JILLIAN: It's just one house over and over again. 1778 01:12:13,721 --> 01:12:16,146 (Sighing) 1779 01:12:16,224 --> 01:12:17,665 JILLIAN: I don't know what I'm gonna do. 1780 01:12:17,742 --> 01:12:19,408 I cannot go back in there. 1781 01:12:19,485 --> 01:12:20,726 ED: Hey. (Gasping) 1782 01:12:20,728 --> 01:12:21,786 ED: What're you doing out here without a coat? 1783 01:12:24,899 --> 01:12:27,157 Oh, Megan left her bear in the car. 1784 01:12:27,235 --> 01:12:28,843 Come on, it's cold as, 1785 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:32,996 it's cold. JILLIAN: Uh huh. 1786 01:12:33,074 --> 01:12:34,574 Wish me luck. 1787 01:12:34,576 --> 01:12:35,332 ED: What was that? JILLIAN: Huh? 1788 01:12:35,410 --> 01:12:36,467 Oh, burr. (Chuckling) 1789 01:12:41,249 --> 01:12:43,849 ED: Hey, found Megan's bear and Jillian. 1790 01:12:46,921 --> 01:12:47,862 JUAN: Great, you're back. 1791 01:12:49,424 --> 01:12:51,757 Miss Welles, I really need clarification-- 1792 01:12:51,759 --> 01:12:53,183 GEORGE: There you are. 1793 01:12:53,261 --> 01:12:55,778 JILLIAN: George, please come outside with me right now. 1794 01:12:55,855 --> 01:12:56,704 I've gotta tell you something. 1795 01:12:56,781 --> 01:12:59,448 BILL: There you are, finally. 1796 01:12:59,525 --> 01:13:01,650 Irene was beginning to think we made you up. 1797 01:13:01,728 --> 01:13:05,195 You're one hard lady to pin down, Jillian. 1798 01:13:05,273 --> 01:13:06,381 So, why so illusive? 1799 01:13:08,868 --> 01:13:09,867 JILLIAN: I've got a file on you 1800 01:13:09,944 --> 01:13:13,796 that I've been keeping from George. 1801 01:13:13,873 --> 01:13:16,715 BILL: Is there something you'd like to ask me, young lady? 1802 01:13:19,470 --> 01:13:20,061 JILLIAN: Yes. 1803 01:13:21,547 --> 01:13:23,305 What is the first favor you're gonna ask of George 1804 01:13:23,382 --> 01:13:24,807 when he gets elected? 1805 01:13:24,884 --> 01:13:28,218 I mean, between the lawsuits and the girlfriends, sorry, 1806 01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:29,629 you're not exactly the greatest guy. 1807 01:13:29,631 --> 01:13:32,632 I mean, five years ago, you beat out a charter school 1808 01:13:32,634 --> 01:13:35,818 to get that city owned barge for your restaurant 1809 01:13:35,895 --> 01:13:37,987 and you promised 10 scholarships a year as a stipulation. 1810 01:13:38,063 --> 01:13:40,397 I checked. 1811 01:13:40,475 --> 01:13:41,657 You've never given one single scholarship. 1812 01:13:48,741 --> 01:13:50,758 I knew all of this and I didn't say anything 1813 01:13:50,835 --> 01:13:54,487 because I wanted it all so much. 1814 01:13:54,489 --> 01:13:56,322 The big backer, the access to other donors, 1815 01:13:56,324 --> 01:13:59,508 the campaign, the job opportunities, it brought you. 1816 01:14:02,254 --> 01:14:04,254 I told myself it was just politics. 1817 01:14:04,332 --> 01:14:05,606 I tried to justify it. 1818 01:14:07,259 --> 01:14:10,503 I just thought that if you got elected 1819 01:14:10,505 --> 01:14:11,946 we could do so much good. 1820 01:14:12,023 --> 01:14:13,522 GEORGE: Jillian. 1821 01:14:13,599 --> 01:14:14,523 JILLIAN: I ruined everything. 1822 01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,192 This whole weekend. 1823 01:14:16,268 --> 01:14:17,860 The campaign. 1824 01:14:17,937 --> 01:14:19,028 I'm so sorry. 1825 01:14:19,104 --> 01:14:19,737 GEORGE: No, Jillian. 1826 01:14:21,683 --> 01:14:22,682 Jillian! 1827 01:14:22,684 --> 01:14:23,574 JILLIAN: I'm sorry. 1828 01:14:26,946 --> 01:14:29,079 (Somber Music) 1829 01:14:37,289 --> 01:14:39,957 (Bell Ringing) 1830 01:14:40,034 --> 01:14:42,143 SANTA: Ho-ho-ho, happy holidays. 1831 01:15:04,575 --> 01:15:08,244 (Phone Ringing) 1832 01:15:24,262 --> 01:15:26,354 JILLIAN: Hi. 1833 01:15:26,430 --> 01:15:27,137 SANTA: Rough night? 1834 01:15:31,085 --> 01:15:32,843 JILLIAN: I had it all right at my fingertips. 1835 01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:34,862 The guy, the campaign, 1836 01:15:34,939 --> 01:15:35,771 the job interest. 1837 01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:40,317 Now I feel like I've just blown everything. 1838 01:15:42,855 --> 01:15:45,264 For the record, I am sorry I lied to the little girl. 1839 01:15:45,266 --> 01:15:46,599 SANTA: Bethany? 1840 01:15:46,601 --> 01:15:47,950 Don't worry about her. 1841 01:15:48,027 --> 01:15:51,695 You wouldn't believe some of the doozies that one told. 1842 01:15:51,773 --> 01:15:55,291 The truth is, she didn't even want the Poppy Dot. 1843 01:15:55,367 --> 01:15:57,718 She just thought she did. 1844 01:15:57,795 --> 01:15:59,536 Poppy Dot became an "it toy." 1845 01:15:59,614 --> 01:16:01,447 The one everyone has to have. 1846 01:16:01,449 --> 01:16:05,968 So, naturally, she thought that's what she wanted to. 1847 01:16:06,045 --> 01:16:07,845 She thought it would make her happy. 1848 01:16:09,457 --> 01:16:10,848 Happens all the time. 1849 01:16:12,143 --> 01:16:13,309 To people of all ages. 1850 01:16:20,802 --> 01:16:23,727 JILLIAN: Until all this happened, 1851 01:16:23,805 --> 01:16:24,737 I had no idea how much I was lying to people. 1852 01:16:26,140 --> 01:16:29,174 I thought it was just part of the job, you know? 1853 01:16:29,176 --> 01:16:30,418 A little spin here, a little spin there. 1854 01:16:32,647 --> 01:16:34,589 Saying I didn't recall when I clearly did. 1855 01:16:34,665 --> 01:16:36,040 Flipping the script, you know? 1856 01:16:38,820 --> 01:16:41,879 Then, one day, spinning just spun into lying. 1857 01:16:44,325 --> 01:16:46,325 Thinking it was okay to get funded 1858 01:16:46,327 --> 01:16:47,384 by somebody like Festerman. 1859 01:16:49,421 --> 01:16:52,014 SANTA: There are big lies and small lies, 1860 01:16:52,091 --> 01:16:53,757 white lies. 1861 01:16:53,835 --> 01:16:56,935 But it's the lies we tell ourselves that do the most harm. 1862 01:16:58,673 --> 01:17:01,023 The ones about who we really are, 1863 01:17:01,100 --> 01:17:01,949 what will make us happy. 1864 01:17:06,180 --> 01:17:07,437 Well, 1865 01:17:07,515 --> 01:17:09,448 I've got a long night in front of me. 1866 01:17:12,854 --> 01:17:15,371 Merry Christmas, Jillian. 1867 01:17:15,447 --> 01:17:16,297 JILLIAN: Merry Christmas, Gucci Santa. 1868 01:17:16,374 --> 01:17:18,415 (Laughing) 1869 01:17:22,697 --> 01:17:23,545 SANTA: Oh. 1870 01:17:25,124 --> 01:17:26,548 And if you're interested. 1871 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:27,642 All is not lost. 1872 01:17:29,871 --> 01:17:32,037 All your possibilities are still open. 1873 01:17:32,039 --> 01:17:33,389 JILLIAN: I doubt that. 1874 01:17:33,465 --> 01:17:37,376 Nobody's gonna believe what happened except for Zoe. 1875 01:17:37,378 --> 01:17:38,602 And we all know I can't lie. 1876 01:17:40,214 --> 01:17:42,548 SANTA: You can say anything you'd like. 1877 01:17:42,550 --> 01:17:44,441 (Laughing) 1878 01:17:46,812 --> 01:17:47,945 SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho! 1879 01:17:54,486 --> 01:17:57,413 (Phone Dial Tone Buzzing) 1880 01:17:57,489 --> 01:17:59,990 (Phone Chiming) 1881 01:18:00,067 --> 01:18:01,250 ZOE: Are you okay? 1882 01:18:01,326 --> 01:18:02,902 JILLIAN: Quick, 1883 01:18:02,904 --> 01:18:04,753 ask me what snow is made of. 1884 01:18:04,830 --> 01:18:06,588 ZOE: What's snow made of? 1885 01:18:06,665 --> 01:18:07,406 JILLIAN: Cheese and avocados. 1886 01:18:07,408 --> 01:18:08,590 (Laughing) 1887 01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:10,834 JILLIAN: I can lie! 1888 01:18:10,912 --> 01:18:12,761 But a lot of good it's gonna do me now. 1889 01:18:12,838 --> 01:18:14,580 ZOE: Girl, check your Quixxi Gram. 1890 01:18:14,582 --> 01:18:15,748 JILLIAN: For what? 1891 01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:16,807 ZOE: Just do it. 1892 01:18:19,511 --> 01:18:22,588 JILLIAN: "Tonight I witnessed a Christmas Miracle. 1893 01:18:22,590 --> 01:18:25,199 "On the eve of announcing his candidacy for Mayor, 1894 01:18:25,276 --> 01:18:26,608 "Councilman George Beauman turned down 1895 01:18:26,685 --> 01:18:29,036 "a promised campaign donation from Bill Festerman 1896 01:18:29,113 --> 01:18:30,446 "on ethical grounds." 1897 01:18:30,522 --> 01:18:31,931 I don't believe it! 1898 01:18:31,933 --> 01:18:33,374 George did the right thing. 1899 01:18:33,451 --> 01:18:35,100 He turned it around. 1900 01:18:35,102 --> 01:18:36,452 Expert spin. 1901 01:18:39,364 --> 01:18:40,622 Merry Christmas. 1902 01:18:40,699 --> 01:18:42,216 ZOE: Merry Christmas, woo! 1903 01:18:42,293 --> 01:18:44,877 (Dramatic Music) 1904 01:18:56,807 --> 01:18:57,973 JILLIAN: Did you see? 1905 01:18:58,050 --> 01:19:00,717 MOTHER: Oh, I know, my phone is blowing up. 1906 01:19:00,795 --> 01:19:02,069 Is that the right term? 1907 01:19:02,146 --> 01:19:03,571 FATHER: My phone won't stop ringing either. 1908 01:19:03,647 --> 01:19:04,563 It's also blowing up. 1909 01:19:06,058 --> 01:19:06,857 JILLIAN: Where is George? 1910 01:19:11,155 --> 01:19:12,913 Hey. 1911 01:19:12,990 --> 01:19:13,822 GEORGE: Hey. 1912 01:19:16,143 --> 01:19:20,570 You went running out here so fast, I wasn't mad at you. 1913 01:19:20,648 --> 01:19:21,246 I was just surprised. 1914 01:19:22,650 --> 01:19:25,834 And you were just doing your job, right? 1915 01:19:28,172 --> 01:19:30,506 JILLIAN: Actually, I think it's time I rethought my job. 1916 01:19:34,829 --> 01:19:38,013 GEORGE: Well, after you exposed Festerman for who he really was, 1917 01:19:39,925 --> 01:19:40,891 I decided to take a gamble. 1918 01:19:42,353 --> 01:19:46,113 JILLIAN: You can't buy that kind of publicity, George. 1919 01:19:46,190 --> 01:19:47,114 You're gonna make a great mayor. 1920 01:19:47,191 --> 01:19:49,107 GEORGE: You think? JILLIAN: Yeah. 1921 01:19:56,942 --> 01:19:59,109 GEORGE: I've been waiting for the right moment to ask you 1922 01:19:59,186 --> 01:20:00,461 since you got here. 1923 01:20:04,950 --> 01:20:07,693 JILLIAN: Have you noticed that in the short time 1924 01:20:07,695 --> 01:20:09,619 that we've been away here, 1925 01:20:09,697 --> 01:20:11,713 when we haven't had to be on, 1926 01:20:11,790 --> 01:20:14,049 that we really are very different people. 1927 01:20:15,870 --> 01:20:17,719 In a way, I feel like you haven't 1928 01:20:17,796 --> 01:20:19,930 gotten to meet the real me yet. 1929 01:20:23,044 --> 01:20:26,045 And being here, I've kinda gotten back in touch 1930 01:20:26,047 --> 01:20:27,271 with who that is. 1931 01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:30,658 The truth is, 1932 01:20:30,734 --> 01:20:32,159 when I started out, 1933 01:20:32,236 --> 01:20:38,057 what I wanted to do was be involved and make a difference. 1934 01:20:38,059 --> 01:20:38,949 Somehow, I lost sight of that. 1935 01:20:41,987 --> 01:20:44,004 I don't wanna spend my life consulting for other people. 1936 01:20:44,081 --> 01:20:48,917 And I don't think I'm ready to be a wife either. 1937 01:20:51,163 --> 01:20:54,849 I need to just stand on my own for a bit 1938 01:20:54,925 --> 01:20:56,758 and redefine my own path. 1939 01:20:56,835 --> 01:20:59,303 MOTHER: I'm never gonna get a wedding, am I? 1940 01:21:00,931 --> 01:21:03,840 JILLIAN: Please, I hope you understand. 1941 01:21:03,918 --> 01:21:05,976 (Somber Music) 1942 01:21:10,591 --> 01:21:11,440 GEORGE: Somehow, I do. 1943 01:21:14,595 --> 01:21:15,685 Come here. 1944 01:21:15,763 --> 01:21:16,778 JILLIAN: George. 1945 01:21:23,771 --> 01:21:25,829 (Upbeat Music) 1946 01:21:31,462 --> 01:21:33,053 GEORGE: Merry Christmas. 1947 01:21:33,130 --> 01:21:35,114 I'm City Councilman, George Beauman, 1948 01:21:35,116 --> 01:21:37,783 here at home, with my family for the holidays 1949 01:21:37,785 --> 01:21:40,452 and I'd like to take the opportunity to announce, 1950 01:21:40,454 --> 01:21:41,878 in case you haven't heard, 1951 01:21:41,956 --> 01:21:44,389 that I am running for Mayor of New York City. 1952 01:21:46,718 --> 01:21:49,019 (Phone Chiming) 1953 01:21:57,138 --> 01:21:58,028 POPPY DOT: Poppy Dot loves everyone! 1954 01:22:07,906 --> 01:22:09,256 THERESA: Thank you, Jillian. 1955 01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:10,499 JILLIAN: It's the least I could do, Theresa. 1956 01:22:10,575 --> 01:22:12,167 THERESA: I'm really glad you're doing this. 1957 01:22:13,821 --> 01:22:14,653 I'm so proud of you. 1958 01:22:14,655 --> 01:22:16,263 JILLIAN: Wish me luck. 1959 01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:17,589 THERESA: Go get 'em. 1960 01:22:21,829 --> 01:22:22,770 JILLIAN: Hello. 1961 01:22:22,846 --> 01:22:24,921 I'm Jillian Welles 1962 01:22:24,999 --> 01:22:26,348 here at the East Side Community Center's 1963 01:22:26,425 --> 01:22:30,945 Pancake Breakfast and Rally for the City Oasis Project. 1964 01:22:31,021 --> 01:22:33,188 This place is incredibly special to me 1965 01:22:33,265 --> 01:22:35,098 and that's why I wanted it to be here 1966 01:22:35,176 --> 01:22:38,601 that I announce that I am running for City Council. 1967 01:22:38,679 --> 01:22:40,770 (Applauding) 1968 01:22:40,848 --> 01:22:42,864 (Upbeat Music) 1969 01:22:55,620 --> 01:23:25,073 (Ending Credit Music)